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Old 06-08-2005, 10:39 PM
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Subject: Thank You for Your Concern


I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me> your chain letters over the past two years. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.

Because of your concern...

I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these
products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked
with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water
buffalo on a hot day.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a
perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are Actually Al
Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our
troops.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a stupid
number for which I will get the phone bill from hell with calls to Jamaica,
Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.

I no longer eat pre-packaged foods because the estrogens they contain will
turn me gay.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant
freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer go to bars because someone will drug me and take my kidneys
and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward
an email to 7 of my friends and make a wish within 5 minutes.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who has been
dying for the past seven years.

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the
$15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their
special e-mail program.

I will now return the favor.

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 60
seconds, a large bird with diarrhea will fly over your head at 5:00 pm and
the fleas of a thousand camels will infest your armpits. I know this will
occur because it actually happened to a friend of a friend of a friend's
neighbor's cousin, and he's a lawyer. Irish
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Old 06-08-2005, 10:43 PM
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Old 06-08-2005, 10:45 PM
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Old 06-08-2005, 10:53 PM
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:51 AM
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Old 06-09-2005, 07:11 AM
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I know why they sent you that. :grin: :grin:
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amen, seems i get three of these a week at least
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Old 06-10-2005, 03:01 AM
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LOL - I love this!

I'm one of those heartless bitches who doesn't forward any of this stuff - not even the 'if you're my best best best friend in the world ever, you'll send this back to me' ones.

However this one, I may well forward to the people who send them to me - maybe then they'll get the message and TAKE ME OFF THEIR FUCKING MAILING LISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-10-2005, 03:38 AM
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Old 06-10-2005, 02:02 PM
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So true.

BTW Pantyfanatic, close examination of this thread may reveal who borrowed

Scotz's Rotflmao 2000 after the last Xmas party.
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