02-26-2005, 02:13 PM
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Daddy How Was I Born?
DADDY HOW WAS I BORN?
DAD'S ANSWER:
" Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said: You've Got Male!"
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02-26-2005, 02:33 PM
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Nurse Ratchet Graduate
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LMAO... I love it!!
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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN 
It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
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It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
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As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
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02-26-2005, 02:55 PM
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Awesome on my Own
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awwww cute! i love it too!
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02-26-2005, 06:55 PM
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the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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02-26-2005, 07:19 PM
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gurly gurl
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That's cute!!!!!!!
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02-26-2005, 08:19 PM
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My own little world
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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi
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02-26-2005, 08:29 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
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*LOL*...how cute
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02-27-2005, 03:32 AM
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Missing the Angels
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: South Dakota
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Too Funny!!!!!!
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