(submitted by gekkogecko)


ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Reuters) - A 44-year-old Anchorage
man had his penis surgically reattached after it was
cut off by an angry girlfriend and flushed down a
toilet, local police said on Sunday.

The events unfolded about midnight on Saturday, after
the pair had been arguing over an impending breakup,
an Anchorage Police Department statement said. At some
point, the two decided to have sex and the man agreed
to let the woman tie his arms to a windowsill.

But the woman used a kitchen knife to amputate her
partner's penis and flushed it down the toilet, police
said. She untied the man, drove him to a local
hospital and was cleaning up the bloody scene when
police arrived at the home, according to the
statement.

Summoned by the police, workers from the local water
utility pulled the toilet up from the floor and were
able to recover the severed penis, which was rushed to
the hospital for the successful reattachment surgery
on Sunday morning.

Police declined to identify the victim, but said his
assailant was 35-year-old Kim Tran. She was charged
with assault, domestic violence and tampering with
evidence, and jailed without bail.

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His penis was large enough to plug a toilet? Dayum!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Never let a woman you've bitched at tie your hands... what was he thinking?

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Or rather...



What was he thinking with?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

/me worders just how different are the wndowsills in alaska

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

whatever it was, it's gone now

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

OMG!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!


I guess we all know where that expression came from now.




You know...shit for brains? :grin:

__________________
Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.