Men strike back! ! ! ! ! !

How many men does it take to open a can of coke?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men? !
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife
is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men!
At least not until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

I hope that she doesn't mind my stealing this.It was sent to me by TeddyBear,& I thought that it was halarious(sp?)I have a wife & two daughters.I just sent it to them & I'm sure that they will think that it is funny!
Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Irish,

If not, give my regards to the EMT.

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Eudaimonia

I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always


:grin: I love that one!

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

1st Guy,My wife's an angel,

2nd Guy,Your lucky,mine's still alive

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you can alway's tell a limey,But Not Much


I'm so miserable with out you,

It's almost like having you here

Don't mind a bit.

Glad you got a chuckle out of it.

I did!