...why is it that when you open a can of Bush's Baked Beans there is only one peice of bacon in the whole can?!?!?

Are we talking "baked beans with bacon" or simply "baked beans"? Baked beans always have that little piece on the top, while baked beans with bacon have little bits of bacon throughout the can. Damn, thanks alot... now I want some baked beans!! :bang:

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LOL ....sorry......LOL...........even when I get the can's that say with bacon all I ever get is one peice.

Well... that sucks! Dammit girl, now I want bacon too! Damn fucking diet!

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


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It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
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Awwwww I'm really sorry flutelady....

Awww... I'm sorry too... it's gotta suck to be all set to eat beans with bacon and find one crappy piece in the whole damn can!

*sigh*.... fat, horny and hungry... what a life!

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It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

Now I'm hungry for bacon, too. Love that thick-sliced peppered bacon. Shouldn't eat it, but I love it. :drool:

Yeah, and beans and bacon sounds good, too, and it's only 2:30 AM.

and it's floating in a sea of slooshy bean stuff

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OMG! This is too funny!

We call that slab of bacon floating at the top of the can...

The Queen Bean!

Oh...and we throw it away! Yuck!

I like my bacon crispy...tyvm!

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Pork shortage perhaps?

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OMG this thread cracks me up. You all are so funny.

Lixy "queen bean"! :grin: I just chop it up, mix it in and call it seasoning.

sodaklostsoul you were jipped! I would write a letter of complaint.

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So Tess do you think if I wrote a letter *Duke* would get to read it!! Maybe he'll share that family recipe with me.

NO Shit...I do not lie! Soda? Write them a letter about your dilemma and I am almost certain that you will get coupons out the wazzoo for "Bush" products!

I've written to Perdue about stones in their chickens (I found a stone...and I know for a fact that chickens munch them, and I told them that they should check quality control better). I've written to Mrs. Smith...who happens to be owned by Campbell's Soup...and got about $35.00 in coupons for any/all of their products... of which they have many subsidiary companies!

But, I will say this...

This could be a practice that anyone can embellish and/or overuse. When I make a claim...I send proof of my cause. I sent the stone (uncleaned, so they could test it if necessary) to Campbell's Soup. When I wrote to Mrs. Smith, I sent them part of the apple core. OK...OK...these are things I could have spit out and disregarded...but I was entertaining at home and I had to make a point. I am expected perfection in my job...they should be too. I've never made a claim I couldn't back up! I left it to the complaint department to decide if I should be compensated. At times...all I got was a letter of regret and an appreciation to try their product again.

Just a thought!

Hail to the QUEEN BEAN!

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