A little joke to get you thinking.




A professor was ending class and started talking about the next day's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up, barring a dire medical condition. One smart-aleck student asked, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter subsided, the professor glared at the student and said, "Not an excuse-you can use your other hand to write."

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

Lol!!!

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Oh roflmbfao!!!!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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