12-22-2004, 07:15 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Location: Queensland, Australia
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Why A Xmas Tree Is Better Than A Man
A Christmas tree doesn't care if you had other Christmas trees in the past.
Even a small Christmas tree gives satisfaction.
A Christmas tree always looks good, even with the lights on.
A Christmas tree has pretty balls.
A Christmas tree doesn't follow you around begging if you decide to choose a different one.
A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
A Christmas tree doesn't care if you sit around in your pajamas and watch soap operas all day.
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break its balls.
You can throw a Christmas tree out when it starts to get old and droopy.
You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year!
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If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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12-22-2004, 08:34 PM
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pixie of the wood
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that's cute!
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12-22-2004, 08:36 PM
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~Imaginary lover~
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Hehehehe I like that idea(staying up for 12 days)
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12-22-2004, 08:57 PM
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My own little world
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: TN
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Sharni, you are so bad..I love that about you! lol
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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi
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12-22-2004, 09:40 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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soooooooooooooooo cute!
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12-22-2004, 10:29 PM
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gurly gurl
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Reality
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that's good!!!
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12-23-2004, 05:30 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North Australia
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(Wipes the drool off his collar and hopes his colostomy doesn't show)
Not getting personal are you girly?
The new Viagra tablets the size of an AFL football make a mockery of your (cough) slurs.
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12-23-2004, 05:48 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Pa. USA
Posts: 11,637
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Eeeek! Are the men watching while I *giggle, snort, giggle*...
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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
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