Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells".
Saint Peter said "you may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carols".











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OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! You actually found a way to include St. Peter and panties in the same joke??????

I CAN'T top that...cause if it turns out that I'm wrong (and believe it or not I have been...once!), and there really is a hell...I don't want to stand in line in front of you! I'm bringing up the rear!!!!!!

ROFLMFAOAPMP!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Cute!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Santa Claus pulls up at the pearly gates in his new Mk17 sleigh and slides up to St

Peter in a spray of snow.

"Oy?" says the gate-keeper.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

If heaven isn't about PANTIES, I'm NOT going!

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:grin:

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

I think this might have been posted before but for those that haven't seen it... White Trash Christmas

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

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PF: Heard it before.
OF: Heard it before.
Aqua: OK, that one's new to me.

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LOL thanks

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi