09-23-2002, 10:02 PM
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Riddle me this...
I have this thing for Riddles...
So here are the rules...no more than 6 lines for each...the next person guesses what it is and then gives another riddle
Here is a sample:
When it drips im your umbrella
When you get hot i roll on
When she spreads my tip guides you
When the searchers go i stop them
What am I??? ----A condom....
Ok here is the first one, i hope some of you like.
Towards morning they lay flat
Around noon they start their training
In the afternoon they are productive
But by the night they put their head down
What are they...good luck
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09-24-2002, 03:23 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Could they be... breasts in a woman's life?
Reminds me of the so-called "Riddle of the Sphinx"
Let's see now...
"I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball."
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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09-24-2002, 06:06 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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could that answer be God?
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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09-24-2002, 09:18 PM
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interesting thought, but not the answer i was thinking of...
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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09-24-2002, 09:26 PM
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I know the answer but will let someone else answer
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09-25-2002, 03:18 AM
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Unusually Curious
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The Future
What does man
Love more than life, hate more than death or mortel strife
The rich man spends, the spendthrift saves,
And all men carry to their graves?
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Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy me!
Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!
The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself
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09-26-2002, 11:24 PM
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well, bilbo, seeing that i can't think of anything that fits, i'll try 'nothing' :P
I am as cold as death, but ever breathing.
Never thirsty, but ever drinking.
Covered in mail, but never clinking.
What am I?
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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09-26-2002, 11:37 PM
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My desk when the bills are due. just kidding...I dunno. Hmmm.
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09-29-2002, 11:35 PM
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ok, ok, it's fish, actually.
let's try an easier one, shall we?
In 1990, a person is 15 years old. In 1995 that same person is 10 years old.
How is this possible?
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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09-30-2002, 04:15 PM
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new math...lol
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09-30-2002, 09:12 PM
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They are from Ork? (you won't get that unless you ever watched Mork and Mindy)
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10-01-2002, 09:45 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by dannyk
In 1990, a person is 15 years old. In 1995 that same person is 10 years old.
How is this possible?
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it is 1990 & 1995 BC.
I don't have a riddle, so someone else can post one.
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The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain
~I love Nikki~
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10-02-2002, 10:57 AM
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Turning the other cheek!
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legend ~ if you insist
dildodiva ~ nanoo, nanoo
try this out...
What starts with "e" ends with "e" and contains only one letter?
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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10-02-2002, 03:48 PM
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Envelope
Round she is
yet flat as a board,
the alter of the lupine lords
Pearl on black velet
jewel of the sea
never changed but chaning eternaly
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Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy me!
Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!
The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself
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10-06-2002, 03:59 AM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Moon
Which room has no door, no windows, no floor and no roof?
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