What 5 reason would you use for not cleaning up the basement right now?

1. Someone stole my basement

2. I'd rather give __________ hours of oral sex

3. I heard noises down there and fear it's either Lilith's dungeon or a gateway to hell.

4. I have a paper cut and can't risk the infection

5. I am attempting to set a Guiness World Record for simultaneous perving.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

It's too deep

It's too dark

It's too wet

It's too hot

It's too swollen...Wait! What are we talking about again? *WEG*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

1. I'm afraid of the dark.

2. I'm afraid of spiders.

3. My allergies are acting up.

4. The voices in my head told me not to...lol

5. If you want it cleaned that bad, do it yourself.

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

campingboy,

Who needs a reason?

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Eudaimonia

1) It is the basement!
2) It is full of husbands tools etc.
3) It is the basement!
4) When we bought this house there was a tombstone by the basement door.
5) Did I mention "it is the basement and I live in FLORIDA"!?

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-Summer
~ Pics of ~
~ little ol' ~
~ me! ~

(1) I'm sitting here at the computer and the basement is not near here
(2) I live in an apartment and don't have a basement...

wait, (2) would be the only reason

Bu then of course, if I had a basement that is likely where I would be as my workshop would be down there...

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-Toast-
"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

1. It's Alfred's job.

2-5. See No1.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

1. My chains are just long enough to let me wander between the laundry pile and the washing machine & dryer.

2. What's the use of reorganizing all of it if I'm not allowed to throw anything away?

3. The heavy bag calls out my name...and if I end up working out instead of cleaning, I'll get hollered at. Best not to risk it.

4. If I go down there...I might start to enjoy the quiet and privacy too much and end up moving there permanently. Like Grandpa Al Munster.

5. It's a sucky job, despite the plethora of dirty panties.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

LMAO

1. i'll do it tomorrow, or the next day, or the day after that or...
2. there's way too much stuff in the way.
3. you said YOU'D do it!
4. if it was supposed to be clean, they'd call it the family room.
5. we don't have a basement, only a cellar.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

I'm cleaning it TODAY! Give me a break. LMAO. I even got a dumpster for the purpose.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Could it be true. I run down stairs. I listen. All is quiet. At the top of the stairs I look. Anticipation building. Is she really in my basement. Could osuche really be in my basement. I fix my hair and check my finger nails. She must be hiding? I don't see her. Granted there are lots of places to hide here, and it could take a month to find anyone. I'm going to poke around a bit. She said she was downstairs cleaning right now.

Come down in the dark, and I will find you. Don't worry about the sounds of chains. You'll like it, I promise.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

This sounds like it is going to be fun. I can hardly wait until I have to clean my bedroom.