
07-08-2003, 12:27 PM
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The because IAKG ruined my last thread thread
Hey baby, you wanna turn me on?
I'm gonna tell you exactly how it's done
I need to be surprised when I'm on my knees
Come take your hairy paws spread my silky cheeks
I'm a nasty girl, I need it long and rough
But most of you men can't get deep enough
Now baby don't you worry there are other guys
That wanna do the wicked thing called doggystyle
I feel so alive, come take me from behind
I feel wet and wild, wanna do it doggystyle
My passion for this love started early last week
When I came upon my dog, bone buried in his cheek
So I asked my friend to perform the deed
To do it doggystyle with his girlfriend in need
He's kinda stupid, my sexy superstud
So the crazy dumbfucker, he plugged my butt
When he pulled out he said, "my dick doesn't fit"
Then he started to scream, "my pecker smells like shit"
I feel so alive, come take me from behind
I feel wet and wild, wanna do it doggystyle
Well I'm a pretty little girl and my only sin
Is that normal sex just ain't my thing
So I come here today to beg you guys
Will anybody here do me doggystyle?
I feel so alive, come take me from behind
I feel wet and wild, wanna do it doggystyle
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07-08-2003, 12:28 PM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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Skip, I can't describe to you the thrill that went through my body to see you use my name in your thread title.
:fly:
LMAO 
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07-08-2003, 12:29 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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* waits for Aqua to arrive*
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07-08-2003, 01:16 PM
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How did she ruin it? I'm sure she only enhanced it! I'll scroll through and see what I find . . .
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07-08-2003, 01:17 PM
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YMCA ruined the thread? I was expecting her to cry - that was the only stipulation you put on that thread, skippy!
(edited because I was going to sing the song, too)
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07-08-2003, 01:22 PM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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Thanks, Steph, for the support! (I'll get your money to you later.) 
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07-08-2003, 02:04 PM
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YMCA makes me cry, that is why I had to start a new thread. 
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07-08-2003, 02:06 PM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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It's all those sexy guys, isn't it, skip?
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07-08-2003, 02:07 PM
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Makes me wish my ass was bigger
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07-08-2003, 02:09 PM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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~threatens to turn on "Macho Man"~
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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author
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07-08-2003, 02:11 PM
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Manwhore
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Quote:
He's kinda stupid, my sexy superstud
So the crazy dumbfucker, he plugged my butt
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Damn!! He ain't stupid... he knows where to stick it!! 
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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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07-08-2003, 02:14 PM
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G.G. ALLIN "Ass Fuckin', Butt Suckin', Cunt Lickin', Masturbation"
Wanna fuck you up the ass, lick the shit out of your crack
Get it in until you bleed, piss in your mouth so you can't breathe
I wanna fuck you up the ass, lick the shit out of your crack
Stick it in until you bleed, piss in your mouth so you can't breathe
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
I wanna suck on all your toes, I wanna lick your pantyhose
Suck the cum out of your cunt, lick the sweat out of your rump
I wanna suck on all your toes, I wanna lick your pantyhose
Suck the cum out of your cunt, lick the sweat out of your rump
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin'
Wanna fuck you up the ass, lick the shit out of your crack
Stick it in until you bleed, stick it in your mouth until you can't breathe
I wanna lick on all your toes, I wanna suck your pantyhose
I wanna suck the cum from your cunt, I wanna lick your fucking rump
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin'
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07-08-2003, 02:21 PM
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07-08-2003, 02:25 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Meow, meow
Meow, meow
Little bag of bones been out all night
Little bag of bones been out all night
Can you hear him, scratchin' at the screen door
Can you hear him, scratchin' at the screen door
Little bag of bones been out all night
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his head
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his rain-soaked hide
He's circlin' around my ankle
He's circlin' around my ankle
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his hide
Hey Kitty won't you come inside
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow
Meow, meow
Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
I'm Lost in his little yellow round eye
Lost in his yellow round eye
Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
Kitty rear up and scratch me through my jeans
Kitty rear up and scratch me through my jeans
Fuck you, Kitty you're gonna to spend the night
Fuck you, Kitty you're gonna to spend the night
Fuck you, Kitty you're gonna to spend the night outside
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it
Touch it, I want to touch it
I wanna touch it, I wanna touch it
I wanna touch it, wanna touch it
I wanna touch it
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty touch it
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty touch it
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty touch it
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it
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07-09-2003, 02:09 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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*scratches head*
Is this bizzarro world or have I been gone entirely too long?
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