Hey baby, you wanna turn me on?
I'm gonna tell you exactly how it's done
I need to be surprised when I'm on my knees
Come take your hairy paws spread my silky cheeks
I'm a nasty girl, I need it long and rough
But most of you men can't get deep enough
Now baby don't you worry there are other guys
That wanna do the wicked thing called doggystyle

I feel so alive, come take me from behind
I feel wet and wild, wanna do it doggystyle

My passion for this love started early last week
When I came upon my dog, bone buried in his cheek
So I asked my friend to perform the deed
To do it doggystyle with his girlfriend in need
He's kinda stupid, my sexy superstud
So the crazy dumbfucker, he plugged my butt
When he pulled out he said, "my dick doesn't fit"
Then he started to scream, "my pecker smells like shit"

I feel so alive, come take me from behind
I feel wet and wild, wanna do it doggystyle

Well I'm a pretty little girl and my only sin
Is that normal sex just ain't my thing
So I come here today to beg you guys
Will anybody here do me doggystyle?

I feel so alive, come take me from behind
I feel wet and wild, wanna do it doggystyle

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Skip, I can't describe to you the thrill that went through my body to see you use my name in your thread title.



:fly:

LMAO

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

* waits for Aqua to arrive*

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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How did she ruin it? I'm sure she only enhanced it! I'll scroll through and see what I find . . .

YMCA ruined the thread? I was expecting her to cry - that was the only stipulation you put on that thread, skippy!

(edited because I was going to sing the song, too)

Thanks, Steph, for the support! (I'll get your money to you later.)

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

YMCA makes me cry, that is why I had to start a new thread.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

It's all those sexy guys, isn't it, skip?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Makes me wish my ass was bigger

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

~threatens to turn on "Macho Man"~

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Damn!! He ain't stupid... he knows where to stick it!!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

G.G. ALLIN "Ass Fuckin', Butt Suckin', Cunt Lickin', Masturbation"

Wanna fuck you up the ass, lick the shit out of your crack
Get it in until you bleed, piss in your mouth so you can't breathe
I wanna fuck you up the ass, lick the shit out of your crack
Stick it in until you bleed, piss in your mouth so you can't breathe

Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation

I wanna suck on all your toes, I wanna lick your pantyhose
Suck the cum out of your cunt, lick the sweat out of your rump
I wanna suck on all your toes, I wanna lick your pantyhose
Suck the cum out of your cunt, lick the sweat out of your rump

Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation

Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin'

Wanna fuck you up the ass, lick the shit out of your crack
Stick it in until you bleed, stick it in your mouth until you can't breathe
I wanna lick on all your toes, I wanna suck your pantyhose
I wanna suck the cum from your cunt, I wanna lick your fucking rump

Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin', masturbation
Ass fuckin', butt suckin', cunt lickin'

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Meow, meow
Meow, meow

Little bag of bones been out all night
Little bag of bones been out all night
Can you hear him, scratchin' at the screen door
Can you hear him, scratchin' at the screen door
Little bag of bones been out all night

He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his head
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his rain-soaked hide
He's circlin' around my ankle
He's circlin' around my ankle
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his hide
Hey Kitty won't you come inside

Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it

Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow

Meow, meow
Meow, meow

Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
I'm Lost in his little yellow round eye
Lost in his yellow round eye
Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied

Kitty rear up and scratch me through my jeans
Kitty rear up and scratch me through my jeans
Fuck you, Kitty you're gonna to spend the night
Fuck you, Kitty you're gonna to spend the night
Fuck you, Kitty you're gonna to spend the night outside

Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it

Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it

Touch it, I want to touch it
I wanna touch it, I wanna touch it
I wanna touch it, wanna touch it
I wanna touch it

Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty touch it
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty touch it
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty touch it
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

*scratches head*

Is this bizzarro world or have I been gone entirely too long?

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~