09-09-2006, 05:05 PM
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nice tits!
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 28
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Spin!
How about this for a game:
Someone posts a question on perhaps a statement.
The next person posts a "politicians" answer/responce and then a question/statement of their own.
eg question: "Why were your flies undone when i walked in on you watching baywatch?"
answer: "You should be pleased my flies were undone beacuse it demonstrates that i don't wish to waste any time should you require my attention (wink). Is is pure coincedence that David hastlefoff was running across the creen in slomo while wearing only his skimpy red swim-shorts at this particular time."
and the next question
"Why do you keep smiling at that cute young waitress/waiter?"
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09-09-2006, 05:55 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Answer: I always believe that we who are servants of the public, must be especially vigilant in demonstrating our affection for our constituents in the service industries.
Question: What color shorts/panties do you prefer?
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09-09-2006, 06:32 PM
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nice tits!
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 28
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Answer: am a great believer in equal opportunities.... i love all panties as long as they are around your ankles
question: is it true that you were caught solisiting for sex at the public toilets in the park?
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09-09-2006, 09:29 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Maryland
Posts: 541,353
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Answer: I campaigned on a platform of cleaning up our public facilities, and I will return again and again to investigate until we succeed!
Question: Why do you miss so many days while the legislature is in session?
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Eudaimonia
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09-10-2006, 05:03 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Answer: Taking time to research the great issues facing us today is an essential part of the job of serving the folks back home.
Question: How do you feel about life, the universer and everything?
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09-10-2006, 05:08 PM
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nice tits!
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 28
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IAnswer : think you will find it is not what i think that is important - i am merely here to echo the voice of the electorate.
Question: Yes or no - have you or have you not, ever had sex with a call gorl? (gorl?... must be from new york, i mean girl)
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09-10-2006, 05:55 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
Posts: 50,566
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Answer: No and yes. On the night in question I believe I was in fact in the presence of a girl who was called however I adamantly deny being the one to place such a call.
Question: What would it cost me to get a plaster cast of your penis to sell on eBay?
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09-10-2006, 06:04 PM
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nice tits!
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 28
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Answer: although i would take no personal gratification from such an activity normally, i can see that a suitable donation could be made to charity. And if you could ensure the cast is of a suitable size i guess that would also generate more income. I will leave it in your suitable hands.
Question: What were yo doing last night between the hours of 1 and 3 am?
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09-10-2006, 06:40 PM
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Insatiable
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: WNY
Posts: 8,935
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Answer: I was working hard on new legislation to improve the lives of Americans everywhere.
Question: What was the nature of your relations with Ms. Lewinsky?
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09-10-2006, 08:45 PM
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pixie of the wood
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 10,575
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I defer to my wife.
Why do politics make for strange bedfellows?
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09-11-2006, 02:57 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Maryland
Posts: 541,353
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Answer: It turns out that strange swingers make the best politicians.
Question: How did you break into politics?
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Eudaimonia
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09-11-2006, 03:03 PM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Central MD, USA
Posts: 21,158
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Answer: I campaigned on a platform of raising public awareness of the plight of blind, orphaned reptiles all across this great country. And the reptiles responded.
Question: Where do you stand on the Amish question?
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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.
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09-11-2006, 04:50 PM
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nice tits!
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 28
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Answer: I am in favour of it.
Regarding the Amish answer however, i think it would be unfair to comment until a full and independant review has been undertaken by a fair and independant body (chaired by my close sicilian friend Alfonso Liggio - hope the donation was appreciated Alfonso)
Question - are you in favour of prostitution?
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09-11-2006, 05:38 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Answer: I think this is a subject that required immense personal study, carefully considering all the potential ramifications of any decision. I will be proposing a select legislative committee be formed to consider the issue more fully.
Question: Which is better for the country ... higher taxes or less spending?
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09-11-2006, 08:03 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Georgia
Posts: 23,422
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Answer: I see the merits of both. I mean if We raise taxes that will cut down on the public going out to do needless spending, and I'm all in favor of that. Of course We would cut down on spending as well and only spend that which We have raised from the public. Which would be good for the government. Right?
Question: How can we stop global warming?
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