08-23-2004, 03:13 PM
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Pixies Olympics
What sexual individual/team events should Pixies include should Pixies hold their only Olympics that best test--strenght, endurance & stamina, speed, and overall competition? Any would be athletes and contestants out there? Is there an event that you think you could take the gold home?
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08-23-2004, 04:08 PM
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08-23-2004, 04:10 PM
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I will take home the Gold in any anal event!
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08-23-2004, 04:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Vullkan
What sexual individual/team events should Pixies include should Pixies hold their only Olympics that best test--strenght, endurance & stamina, speed, and overall competition? Any would be athletes and contestants out there? Is there an event that you think you could take the gold home?
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Are you really planning on giving medals for speed?
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08-23-2004, 04:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WildIrish
Are you really planning on giving medals for speed?
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If so I will take the gold in the 100 orgasm dash
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08-23-2004, 05:04 PM
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:drool: Fastest tounge east of the Pecos :d:
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08-23-2004, 05:32 PM
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MMMMM....I am *sure* I can medal in any sport involving lips and tongue
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08-23-2004, 05:38 PM
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My best chance for a medal would be in the Cumathon
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08-23-2004, 06:43 PM
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Synchronized Masturbation sounds like a good one to participate in.
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08-23-2004, 07:14 PM
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The British Team Members?!
I heard a rumour that the Pixies Coxless Four were looking particularly good this year.
Is it possible to combine the Cumathon and the Sunchronised Masturbation? Because I'm British so probably wouldn't manage to finish a Cumathon without some help!
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08-23-2004, 07:30 PM
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I'm sure that I would medal with anything involving the tongue either individual or team. I'm very skilled with it and it is long enough that I can touch the tip of my nose with it.
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08-23-2004, 07:44 PM
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Oh YEAH, Tess... synchronized masturbation sounds perfect and I've got just the partner in mind :lust:
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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
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It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
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08-23-2004, 07:51 PM
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With all due respect
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I don't know if I could medal in anything, but I could definately be a sparring partner if some of the ladies want to keep their skills at that olympic level.
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08-23-2004, 10:09 PM
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I'll take the gold for pussy eating....hands down!!!!!!
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08-23-2004, 10:36 PM
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The Pixie Wheelbarrow Race.....
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