07-20-2004, 09:14 AM
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~a little bit naughty~
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Location: Georgia
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Why Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can never be preg**nt.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one
is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Having gray hair makes you look distinguished.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100.
People never stare at your b**bs when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice growing a mustache.
AND ...
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 45 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
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07-20-2004, 09:24 AM
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Resurfacing
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: New Orleans
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LMAO!!
Thanks, Tingling Tess!
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07-20-2004, 09:36 AM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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07-20-2004, 10:15 AM
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Freckle Face
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: TN
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It's all true! And very unfair!
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Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.
~Bob Marley
His clothes are dirty, but his hands are clean; and you're the best thing that he's ever seen.
~Bob Dylan
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07-20-2004, 10:15 AM
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Take me for a ride
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Northern California
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Life is Good  |
07-20-2004, 11:13 AM
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Working Stiff
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: about 3 hours south of the Mason-Dixon line
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Originally Posted by one-trick pony
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Amen to that! LOL |
07-20-2004, 11:17 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Northern USA
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Oh so very true! Some of the many reasons that I envy men! 
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07-20-2004, 12:38 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Back in the US finally
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Bless their hearts, I wouldn't trade my multiple orgasms for that entire list with a cherry on top .
Glad the little darlings got something out of the deal, though. |
07-20-2004, 01:44 PM
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My own little world
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: TN
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Ummmmm how come I get the urge to say..."sucks to be a woman?" lol
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Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi
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07-20-2004, 02:09 PM
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Freckle Face
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: TN
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Originally Posted by GingerV
Bless their hearts, I wouldn't trade my multiple orgasms for that entire list with a cherry on top .
Glad the little darlings got something out of the deal, though. |
She has a point!
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Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.
~Bob Marley
His clothes are dirty, but his hands are clean; and you're the best thing that he's ever seen.
~Bob Dylan
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07-20-2004, 05:00 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Nowhere special
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i only have 1 pair of shoes
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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07-20-2004, 06:31 PM
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gurly gurl
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Reality
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Stinkin men...... That's funny Tinglingtess!!!!
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