It won't be too long before the Summer Olympic Games begin and I was just sort of wondering which events some of the Pixies members would most like to attend if they were able to be in Athens. I'm sure lots of people would like to see the USA "Dream Team" basketball players give it a go but I think if I could have tickets to any venue it would be for the women's synchronized masturbation competition.

Could anything be more beautiful than teams of women from all around the globe taking center stage to show off their talents in such a manner? I haven't really figured out how the scoring works in this event but I'm pretty sure that if a lady allows either of her feet to fall from the bed and touch the floor at any time during the competition that it's a penalty. Perhaps a spanking after the performance?

Hmmmm, just thinking of it gets me in the Olympic frame of mind.

I can almost picture the crowd going crazy as these wonderfully talented ladies put on a performance of a lifetime to try and bring home the gold for their countries. :jump:

What events would you like to be able to see at the Athens Games?

I love watching any swimming/diving event.

And thats not just because the men wear those skimpy speedos...

I used to have a notebook,filled with the different names for those speedos.
My wife & I,have always made fun of them.(I think that it stems from our
teenaged years,when most men wore them & occasionally had a "hard-on".
I can't remember,all of the names,but some of them were:Grape bag,marble
bag,etc. Irish
P.S.Nothing looks worse than a fat,out of shape,man,with a little penis & a
tiny speedo!

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The one I'd really want to watch would be the Judo competition. Also I wouldn't mind seeing the weightlifting either.

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I would be really interested in the gymnastics(mostly mens)My buddy & I,
used to do exibitions,mainly on parrellel bars & rings.I never felt that confident
on the horizontal bar,because my hands,used to sweat so badly.You wouldn't
believe,how much gymnastics have changed.Also,people don't realise,the
practice time,that must be spent,to accomplish that little bit of excellance!
Irish

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I agree, the only event I really like watching is gymnastics.. it just seems incredible what those people can do.

Or maybe that stems from when I was a kid and Mary Lou Retton was on Wheaties for years and years (uhhhh my mom buys in BULK btw)

The gymnastics because i'm amazed at the body control they display and i find it truly mesmerizing. and the field events because...well i'm not really sure but they have always been an interest

track events

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