07-07-2004, 12:43 PM
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The one flaw in women!!
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> The One Flaw In Women
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> By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working
> overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you
> spending so much time on this one?"
> And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
> She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200
> movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
> have a
> lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure
> anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart-and she will do everything
> with only two hands."
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> The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No
> way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one
> day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."
> "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this
> creation that is so close to my own heart. She already
> heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days"
> The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have
> made her so soft, Lord." "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I
> have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or
> accomplish."
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> "Will she be able to think?", asked the angel. The Lord replied,
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> "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and
> negotiate."
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> The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the
> woman's cheek, "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told
> you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
> "That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
> "What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
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> The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her
> sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief
> and her pride." The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You
> thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing."
>
> And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men They bear
> hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness,
> love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they
> want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
> They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They
> don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better
solution.
> They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a
> frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children
> excel
> and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear
> about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They
> grieve
> at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there
> is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken
> heart.
>
> Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run
> or e-mail you to show how much they care about
> you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring
> joy, hope and love.
> They have compassion and ideals. They give moral
> support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and
> everything to give.
>
> HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY
> FORGET THEIR WORTH.
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07-07-2004, 08:47 PM
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Having a wife of 39yrs & two daughters,I can only agree with you!I know that
I wouldn't put up with me,but I don't have a choice. Irish
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07-08-2004, 03:59 AM
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Just me.
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CA, very nice. Like Irish, my wife and I have been married now for 41 years, and I still think she's as perfect as she can be. I just feel lucky she puts up with me.
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07-08-2004, 12:30 PM
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celticangel,
Good one! Thank you!
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07-08-2004, 01:16 PM
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The Pimp-Hued Hillbilly
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so there's just the one, huh?
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07-08-2004, 10:03 PM
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gurly gurl
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I like that too!
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07-09-2004, 01:51 AM
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Thanks for that CA.......my sister could really do with hearing this right now, so I'm going to send it to her.
Thanks again.
x
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07-09-2004, 04:56 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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I love it CA!
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07-09-2004, 05:13 AM
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I make sexytime with you
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Big appreciative hugs to all the Pixies women and an extra one for Lou's sister
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07-09-2004, 05:19 AM
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a-dick-ted to oz
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Thanks Celticangel, I needed that.
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07-09-2004, 08:29 AM
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What happened to the production model?
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the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
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07-09-2004, 08:33 AM
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Loungin' Around
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PantyFanatic
What happened to the production model?
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Ah...but there's have been so many upgrades since that one, PF.
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07-09-2004, 08:41 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by osuche
Ah...but there's have been so many upgrades since that one, PF.
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Yes, but you always have to overpay for the accessories.
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PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
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