A very beautiful young lady goes into the pet store in
>search of an exotic pet. She notices a box full of
>frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each!
>Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete
>instructions)." The girl excitedly looks around to see
>if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the
>man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man
>packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the
>instructions carefully." The girl nods, grabs the box,
>and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes
>the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the
>instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly
>what it says to do:
>
>1. Take a shower.
>
>2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
>
>3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
>
>4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down on the bed.
>
>She then gets into bed with the frog and, to her
>surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally
>frustrated and upset at this point. She rereads the
>instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper.
>It says, "If you have any problems or questions,
>please call the pet store." So, she calls the pet
>store. The man says, "I had some complaints earlier
>today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes, the
>man is ringing her doorbell. The lady welcomes him in
>and says, "See, I've done everything according to the
>instructions and the damn thing just sits there.
>
>
>
>The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog,
>stares directly into its eyes and sternly says:
>"Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do
>this one more time!"

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

LMFAO now thats to damn funny

nikki

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

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Irish, you find some of the cutest jokes. Thanks.

PMSL good one.

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

Thats great!! TY Irish.

LOL.

ut oh...musketeer has PMS with a bit of L on the side!

What is PMSL? Peeing My Stylish Lederhosen...?

LOL@Irish!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Sorry it was posted,so late at night!I have been rewiring my
garage & I'm scared to death of electricity.I take longer, than I
should,but I'd rather err on the time taken.With mechanics,if you
make a mistake,you do it over!With Electricity,if you make a mistake,you might NOT be around,to do it over! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Irish,

Oh sure! NOW you publish the secrets! Where were you when I needed this trick?

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Eudaimonia

I am going to try that.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Irish,

Snap Crackle and Pop may work for Kellogs, but it sucks for electricians.

If I tried the frog scam I'd be labelled a toad, LOL.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Trust me OF..it doesn't work!!!..LOL