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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Oh. My. God.

LMAO........ oh man!

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~Tainted Love~

I'm not quite sure what to think about that *LOL*

Some people have WAY too much time on their hands.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Anyone need to go grocery shopping?

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Cholesterol; it's not just for breakfast anymore.

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Y'know I'm off work, at the moment, with a really dodgy upset stomach, and I wish I'd never clicked on that link!

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Cooking with semen.....

Now good people of Pixies, we are all jumping to conclusions here.

It could be a simple typo-misunderstanding. Perhaps it is a 'seafood' cookbook. Or it could be a cookbook for sailors. (semen = men at sea)

No, I don't think it is either! I wonder what kind of recipes there are? Curious, not enough to have bid on it but wouldn't mind looking at it..... As long as the pages aren't sticky. ewwwww!!

LMFAO@Teddy Bear!

Hey! It's protein...right?

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Fits right in with the low-carb craze! LMAO!

Brings a new meaning to special sauce!

How 'bout "secret family recipie"? hehehe

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

you can buy anything on ebay

hehehehe...I would fall over if I came home and found my wife naked and stirring up a cream sauce.

oh man!


rabbit

Oh you got to be kidding me!
They can't be serious.

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

Does this mean that after I eat, if I wait 20 minutes or so to recover, then I am ready to eat again? Oh, no, that was when I was younger....=)