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Old 05-15-2004, 10:27 PM
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Talking Things NOT to hear during surgery!

>
> >
> > THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
> >
> > ~ Better save that, we'll need it for the autopsy.
> >
> > ~ Someone call the janitor. We're going to need a mop.
> >
> > ~ BoBo, come back with that! Bad dog!
> >
> > ~ Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
> >
> > ~ Hand me that, uh, that uh, thingie.
> >
> > ~ Crap, I just lost my Rolex.
> >
> > ~ Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
> >
> > ~ Darn, there go the lights again.
> >
> > ~ Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, this guy's got two of
> > 'em.
> >
> > ~ Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my
> > concentration off.
> >
> > ~ What's this doing here?
> >
> > ~ I hate it when they're missing stuff in there.
> >
> > ~ That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
> >
> > ~ I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
> >
> > ~ Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all...
> >
> > ~ Sterile, shmerile. The floor's clean, right?
> >
> > ~ Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
> >
> > ~ And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of
> > the ape...
> >
> > ~ Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!
> >
> > ~ Okay, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of
> > nature.
> >
> > ~ Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
> >
> > ~ Don't worry. I think it's sharp enough.
> >
> > ~ What do you mean you want a divorce!?
> >
> > ~ She's gonna blow! Everybody take cover!!
> >
> > ~ FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!
> >
> > ~ Dang, page 47 of the manual is missing...
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Old 05-16-2004, 07:34 AM
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you are so sick...hilarious..but sick lmao
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Old 05-16-2004, 09:47 AM
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"The operation was a sucess,but the patient died.".....Ever read the comics....The Far Side? I think some of these have been illustrated in it.Funny stuff.
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Old 05-16-2004, 10:55 AM
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Question

I recently,had a Spinal Cord Stimulator put in my back,because of
pain from my left leg.They had me use a marker,before the operation,so that they wouldn't get the wrong leg.They STILL
got it wrong.$30,000+ & they have to redo it.I must be on the "LOSER" list! Irish
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Old 05-16-2004, 11:03 AM
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Sorry to hear that Irish....sometimes docs can be the best and the worst of our species.

Still, I'm still laughing my ass off at "Accept this sacrifice, Oh Dark Lord!!" That and "What do you mean you want a divorce" have got to be my favs.
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Old 05-16-2004, 05:10 PM
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"These breasts implants are going in perfectly."

.................The worst words that I can imagine hearing.
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:58 AM
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*PML* That's awesome
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