
05-06-2004, 10:50 AM
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Damnit Boy!!!
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Location: The town that fun forgot...
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Greeting cards that should be made
<--------Post #500!!!
I saw these on another board and thought they were cute so I stole them
1. I always wanted To have someone to hold, Someone to love. After meeting you ...
(inside card) I changed my mind.
2. I must admit, You brought religion into my life ...
(inside card) I never believed in Hell Until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am ...
(inside card) That you're not here To ruin it for me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go ...
(inside card) Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry ...
(inside card) Someone other than you.
6. Happy birthday! You look great for your age ...
(inside card) Almost life-like!
7. When we were together, You said you'd die for me.. .
(inside card) Now we've broken up, I think it's time To keep your promise.
8. We've been friends for a very long time ...
(inside card) What do you say we stop?
9. I'm so miserable without you ...
(inside card) It's almost like you're still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. ..
(inside card)Did you ever find out who the father was?
11. You are such a good friend If we were on a sinking ship And there was only one life jacket ...
(inside card) I'd miss you terribly And think of you often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday. . . .
(inside card) So we're having you put to sleep.
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Louisanna, and West Virginia).
14. Looking back o'er the years We've been together, I can't help but wonder ...
(inside card) What was I thinking?
15. Congratulations on your wedding day!. . .
(inside card) Too bad no one likes your husband.
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05-06-2004, 10:53 AM
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Banned
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Congrats on the 500 posts and thanks for the laughs! 
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05-06-2004, 11:04 AM
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~~Kinky Bitch~~
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Join Date: Sep 2003
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LMAO to cute
nikki
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05-06-2004, 11:05 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Northern USA
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Those were funny! Thanks!
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05-06-2004, 11:46 AM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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Grats Bardog!!!!! TY for always keeping us giggling!
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05-06-2004, 04:03 PM
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Ethical Epicurean
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Santa Monica California
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These are funny....To them I'll add the "On the eve of your execution"......greeting cards.heh heh
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05-06-2004, 04:10 PM
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Keeping warm
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 1,245
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those were funny, wonder if i could get the last one for my friend? lol
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