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pixie of the wood
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You know you're tired when...
the only learnin' you plan to give your daughter today is tellin' her to count the number of scoops that went in the coffee filter. 
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04-30-2004, 02:30 PM
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broken
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I knew I was tired today when I got halfway down the stairs and realized that I was wearing two different flip flops...  at least I didn't get outside.
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I see your fantasy... you want to make it a realityAre you in the mood to be subdued You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehaveTie me to the bedpost
I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
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04-30-2004, 06:25 PM
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Wishful Thinker
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I can tell I'm worn out when I try to read and after a couple of pages I suddenly hear the book hit the floor. LOL
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Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
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04-30-2004, 06:26 PM
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Suprise Me
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When you hit the alarm a couple of times.....then suddenly jerk out of bed and rush to get ready for work............................
And find out it is Saturday.. ... 
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04-30-2004, 06:52 PM
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Let's have a shave party!
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...when you begin to believe in medieval myths
and realize...
....your ass is a dragon....
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04-30-2004, 08:48 PM
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Count Spankula
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I'm the father of a 3 week old... I KNOW I'm tired...
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04-30-2004, 09:11 PM
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Suprise Me
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no kidding skyler_m.... I remember those days!
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04-30-2004, 09:15 PM
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Desktop Ornament
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Quote:
Originally posted by skyler_m
I'm the father of a 3 week old... I KNOW I'm tired...
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MMmmmmm... I'm glad those day are LONG gone!
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I just want to be your firecracker....
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04-30-2004, 09:37 PM
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I made a bottle for my 3 month old and tried to feed it to my 2 year old! 
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XOXO
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05-01-2004, 09:38 AM
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Banned
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I put a piece of gum in my mouth with the wrapper still on it.
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05-01-2004, 09:42 AM
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...every free moment is nap time!
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Eudaimonia
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05-01-2004, 10:34 AM
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Cheyanne, Been there and done that. When I lived in LA I actually made it all the way to work on a Saturday morning, and couldn't figure out why I was the only one in the office. Damn, did I feel bad.
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05-01-2004, 10:58 PM
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The kids around here had no school.One of my grandsons decided
that he would rather go to Grampies,then daycare.Grampie,
worked out every night,installed a NEW above ground pool,after
taking the old one apart,remodeled his garage,took the plow blade & related equipment,off of his lawn tractor & installed the
mowing deck & went to bed around 2:30 every night.My grandson arrived at approx,8:00 every morning.It was a loooong
week! Irish
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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)
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05-01-2004, 11:50 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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....you put the milk on the stove and the kettle in the fridge
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05-02-2004, 12:49 AM
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Suprise Me
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LOL!! Now ^^^^^^ is tired!
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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.
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