Ok, I don't usually post email fodder, but I thought this was funny!


A Child's View Point On Childbirth:

Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the
paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3 year old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have
crawled in there in the first place. Smack him again."

ROFL!!!


That is so cute!

When I was pregnant with my now 2 year old, my son understood that a baby was growing in me, but didn't undstand how it got there. We tried to keep it simple, and said that a seed was planted in my belly by daddy, and that it started to grow.

Without missing a beat, he started telling people I swallowed a baby seed.

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at my ultrasound for my girl we broght my son along so he cud be there for the sex. we thought it wud be special for him. he listenen intently as the doc pointed out arms legs head and then the doc says ".........and ther eis ur sisters trunk" omg my son was so happy started running arounf the room "MOMMYS HAVING AN ELEPHAUNT, MOMMYS HAVING AN ELEPHAUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" took us a long time to get it tho to him the the trunk was the chest tummy area. he just wud not belive us!

~nikki

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lol. that was sooooo cute!

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Now that was cute....

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