We should all be so lucky!!!






You Will Die Orgasming To Death!
When it comes to sex, you're like an energizer bunny on crack.
While this is normally a good thing, you don't cool down when you should.
If you're going to bite the big one while your naked, it will be simple.
Too much fun, and your heart will give out. What a way to go!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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Same as you, Lil....hmmmmm.

You Will Die Overdosing on Poppers!
Yup, even if you're not quite sure what poppers are right now...
Your kinky ways will lead you to them - and you'll be hooked.
Don't be so sad, a freaky mofo like yourself has to go sooner or later
Be glad it's not from a one eyed French midget. Don't pretend you don't know!

Believe me, I know what poppers are!

You Will Die From Erotic Asphyxiation!
Whoa, I know this could seem off to you - but think about it
You love the feeling of being controled, even if it's a little scary
And that fetish is just a slippery slope to being choked
It's one of the more peaceful ways to go. Congrats!

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

You Will Die Choking on a Big Dick!
You're both a huge pleaser and a huge competitor in the bedroom
So, there's no surprise that you want to give the best oral.
Too bad it will cost you your life, because you'll get so caught up...
You'll forget to come up for air. At least you'll be a legend!



Yeah, but what a way to go!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

You Will Die Orgasming To Death!

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"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that." (Lewis Grizzard)

To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
E. E. Cummings

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You Will Die Orgasming To Death!

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"...I won't be your winter...and I won't be anyones excuse to cry."

"Even heroes have the right to bleed."

"I'm wakin up at the start of the end of the world

You Will Die Orgasming To Death!
When it comes to sex, you're like an energizer bunny on crack.
While this is normally a good thing, you don't cool down when you should.
If you're going to bite the big one while your naked, it will be simple.
Too much fun, and your heart will give out. What a way to go!

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To live is to love

I'm gonna orgasm to death too. Having taken the quiz and seen the reponses from others...I sure am glad I won't suffer SS's fate!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Poppers for me...

Yup, even if you're not quite sure what poppers are right now...
Your kinky ways will lead you to them - and you'll be hooked.
Don't be so sad, a freaky mofo like yourself has to go sooner or later
Be glad it's not from a one eyed French midget. Don't pretend you don't know!

(WTF are poppers??)

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

You Will Die Orgasming To Death!
When it comes to sex, you're like an energizer bunny on crack.
While this is normally a good thing, you don't cool down when you should.
If you're going to bite the big one while your naked, it will be simple.
Too much fun, and your heart will give out. What a way to go!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

You Will Die Orgasming To Death!

I'll just join the majority

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You Will Die Overdosing on Poppers!
Yup, even if you're not quite sure what poppers are right now...
Your kinky ways will lead you to them - and you'll be hooked.
Don't be so sad, a freaky mofo like yourself has to go sooner or later
Be glad it's not from a one eyed French midget. Don't pretend you don't know!

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

I'm gonna die choking on a big dick, eh not so bad.


HOWEVER, attach that dick to a nice busty redhead with a nice juicy ass that's eating my wife's pussy while she begs me to fuck her ass harder and faster. She rides my cock, slamming it into her ass until we all cum in an orgasmic bliss.

If that ever happened, then I'm already dead cause heaven can't even sound better than that.