If you wrote a self help or 'how to' book, what would the title be?

What would it be about?

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"Data Base Design for Mere Mortals"

Relational data base design guidelines and suggestions.

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Eudaimonia

"How to make a million......by writing a book about how to make Million"

Then hope people are dumb enough to buy it when the only line in it says "Write a book called 'How to make a Million' and sell it to stupid people like you!" the rest of the pages will be blank to allow people to start their own books

jseal, do it PLEASE!!!!! Would it cover 3 dimensional databases?

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

FussyPucker,

You're very kind, but that requires a HUGE amount of time.

If you think I may be of service, please don't hesitate to ask. I am familiar with data modeling, particularly business processes. I may be able to help.

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Eudaimonia

jseal - Thanks, I don’t have any immediate need but you never know! It’s always nice to know there’s advice available if I need it!

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

I am fully confident that I could write a book on multitasking.

In fact I could write the book while mopping my floor, talking on the phone, cooking dinner, doing laundry, and entertaining two kids.

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XOXO

I would have to call my self help book
"How To Be Like Me, So You Can Stop Annoying Me"
Present company excluded of course.

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Got it bad, I'm hot for teacher.

The Student Teacher

The story of one woman, 5 guys and a ride to remember.

Shuttle Bus

A little office interlude.

Office Sex

I’m not certain what a self-help book looks like. When I went to the book store and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?', she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

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LOL @ PF.

"How to Market Like a Saleswoman and Think Like an Engineer"

...very small readership...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

"If I wanted shit from you, I'd have split your head open and scooped it out"....and other witty snippets for the person who hates hindsight!



Oh geezzzzzz......I've become so cynical and jaded!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

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I'll help co-write, Lixy! I prefer the title, "Stop Whining Now (No really, that's an order!)"