As of May1,I will be married for 39yrs.I just heard that relationships,don't last forever.Mattel has announced that Barbie
& Ken,are no longer together, after 43yrs.(Blame it on GI Joe!)
Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Congrats, Irish! I heard about Barbie and Ken this morning... I wonder if he got to keep the car?

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LOL....the story I heard is that "Ken" was afraid to commit to marriage!!

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Yes Diva, he just didn't have the balls to make a go of it.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

LOL

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Congratulations, Irish! That's absolutely fantastic

A little girl went to visit Santa...

He asked her "what do you want for Christmas?"
She answered "I want a Barbie, and I want a G.I. Joe"

Somewhat confused, Santa asked her "G.I Joe? But I thought Barbie came with Ken?"

With a wink, she told Santa.... "Nooo, Barbie fakes it with Ken, but she really cums with G.I Joe"


Congratulations Irish... you're a hope and an inspiration to me.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

Irish,

Congratulations sir. I hope to do as well someday.

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Eudaimonia

Barbie's friend, Bed 'n Bath Kelly, is now a lawyer and handled the divorce proceedings. Barbie got the Barbie & Ken Car, the Barbie House, the Barbie clothes, the Barbie Glam 'N Groove Poodle, and the Barbie Vibrator.

Ken got the shaft (the Barbie Strap On).

Barbie and Ken - its a sad day when dolls are ending relationships. I don't think I can look at a barbie the same ever again!

Congrats Irish! Here's to many more happy years!!!

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Would you like more sex with that?

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

Ahhhh...but Ken probably didn't want all that stuff anyway. It's all painted PINK and he wouldn't have been caught dead in it!


LOL

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Besides Ken has a ton of other girls to choose from. Poor Barbie isn't so lucky.

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XOXO

Are you kidding me? Ken is way to accessorized to be a straight man. It was a relationship of convienence and I think it was Ken's idea to have a garage full of pink cars in the first place.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

There is to be new boyfriends for all the various Barbies. Beach Barbie is to get a blonde Aussie surfer.

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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(((((((((((((Irish!))))))))))))) congrats!xxxxx

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