At last!! A decent chain letter, as opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid schemes.



This chain letter costs nothing, and you can only win. Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates:-

INSTRUCTIONS

Anaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton, (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
- 0.5 miss worlds
- 2.5 models
- 463 wild nymphos
- 3,234 good-looking nymphos
- 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
- 198 bi-sexual women.

In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your
original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER

One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).

While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL

This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women) just so that you can screw her. No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement.

Do not hesitate........send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.


PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner

PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake

Thank you and best wishes

OMGGGGGGGG!

*hides this thread from Mr. Lixy*

Too funny hun!

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I was beginning to worry that my sense of humour was out on a limb.

The reason I called it male copyright is because the female version could be quite devastating??!!

ROFLMAO great just great.

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If not an excuse for death,
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ROTFL!!

Nice!

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"Out with an alley cat, gettin' some skin."
"Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, How did it go?"
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Lost

My pic threads:
as requested
Bound...for pleasure!
Ienki and Andvari DO Vegas
oh, and the one Ienki posted of me...
my camera, my rules
and my newest thread with Kadiya
Lost in Wisconsin w/ Kadiya
Been a while
AWW NUTS!

Too funny!

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LMAO - thank you!

"Out on a limb"?

Welcome to the extreme branch of the Pixies Glee Club.

Anyone who doesn't find the image of this poor bugger in hospital

with 452 packages left to open very funny is in the wrong thread.

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