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Old 11-28-2003, 10:20 AM
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New Medical Research!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Subject : New contamination possible in most Towns



Recent studies conducted on "aphthous fever" (for which we have just received conclusive results) indicate that in certain cases this can be transmitted to humans. We foresee a possible contamination in most Health Board areas. Cases have been reported in Birmingham (3), Stratford (2), Nottingham (4), Derby (1), Wolverhampton (2) and more recently in Coventry (1).

It was observed that the subjects examined were regular consumers of wine and spirits. Most (97.6%) of the subjects would encounter serious problems with their vision when having gone without alcohol for 1 to 2 days on average.

Extended periods without alcohol would seriously affect the individuals reading capabilities. The subjects would also feel a trembling sensation. In extreme cases, individuals would start to hallucinate and see coloured specks when staring at an object for extended periods.

If you encounter any such patients having these symptoms, please contact the Crisis Centre in Coventry immediately.

Our research to date has resulted in a cure, consumption of alcohol every day for 3 months!!!

Please pass this document on to everyone you believe at risk!!!
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Old 11-28-2003, 11:04 AM
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Old 11-28-2003, 11:27 AM
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celticangel---It's called the D.T.s(delerium tremors)I have been without alcohol,for almost 11yrs6mo.The GOOD news is that
,eventually,they go away! Irish
P.S.The vision problem is often referred to as:A shitty outlook on
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Old 11-28-2003, 11:47 AM
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Old 11-28-2003, 12:20 PM
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celticangel,

I have a problem over here in the States! My HMO says that it won't cover the treatments! I was hoping to only have to make the co-pay.
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Old 11-28-2003, 12:35 PM
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The "research" was passed on to me by fellow members of the NHS in Scotland!. Being a nurse now for 19+ yrs I have seen the damage that addictions cause both the individual and their families/ communities etc,etc~~~~~~but we have a dark sence of humour that helps get us through ~~~~~no offence ment to anyone~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~but most of my "lot" recommend the above preventitive measures!!!!!!!!
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If you're a veteran,the US Govt.,will pay for an addiction problem!
I,personally,have been thru the Togus V.A.(Maine)drug & alchohol,
program(3 times) & the Manchester (NH)VA program twice.Until,
you're ready inside,all of the programs,in the world,aren't going to
make any difference!I went thru OTHER programs but the road to
Hell,is paved with good intentions! Irish
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Old 11-28-2003, 07:16 PM
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So true Irish~~~~see it all the time~~~~~~but as long as the person is willing to give it a go~~we will support them as many times as it takes~~~~~although it can be a thankless job (just as well we have our "humour" to get us all thro!!!!!!)
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