04-24-2006, 08:40 PM
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20 harsh things a woman can say to a naked man
1. Wow, and your feet are so big!
2. Ahhhh, It's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. It's OK, we'll work around it.
7. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
8. Can I be honest with you?
9. (giggle and point)
10. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
11. At least this won't take long.
12. I never saw one like this before.
13. But it still works, right?
14. This is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
15. Maybe it looks better in natural light...?
16. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
17. Are you cold?
18. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
19. Is that an optical illusion?
20. I guess this makes me the "early bird."
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04-24-2006, 08:42 PM
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Learning to talk sexy
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04-24-2006, 09:00 PM
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My own little world
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rofl
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Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi
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04-24-2006, 09:53 PM
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and don't forget ....
21. "is it in ?" 
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"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
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04-24-2006, 10:30 PM
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Missing the Angels
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If we paint it green it can be a baby gerkin.
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04-24-2006, 10:33 PM
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Isn't it supposed to be bigger when it's hard?
Is that it?
Can we skip straight to the cigarette?
Is that your thumb or your penis?
You want me to do what with that?
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04-25-2006, 01:41 AM
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and don't forget ....
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04-25-2006, 09:35 PM
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Gee thanks everyone - now I really have a complex  |
04-25-2006, 09:44 PM
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Keeping warm
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What no.........." we can always tie an knot in the end if it's too big on you" ?
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04-25-2006, 09:56 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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Originally Posted by Alassė
5. Make it dance.
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what if i can actually do this?
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04-25-2006, 11:49 PM
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There's no male equivalent of
"I love going down on you I love going down on you"
"There's no need to repeat yourself."
"I didn't."
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