> > >
> > > > > I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of
a
> plan
> > > for
> > > > > peace. So, here's one plan:
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > 1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
> their
> > > > > affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere"
again.
> > > > >
> > > > > 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
starting
> with
> > > > > Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us
there.
> We
> > > > would
> > > > > station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes
in
the
> > > > fence.
> > > > >
> > > > > 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
together
and
> > > > leave.
> > > > > We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will
> be
> > > > > gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or
where
> they
> > > are.
> > > > > France would welcome them.
> > > > >
> > > > > 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited
to
90
> > day
> > > > > visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist
nation
> > > would
> > > > > be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself,
don't
> > > hide
> > > > > here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't
need
> any
> > > more
> > > > > cab drivers.
> > > > >
> > > > > 5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
If
> they
> > > > don't
> > > > > attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.
> > > > >
> > > > > 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient
energy
> > > wise.
> > > > > This will include developing non polluting sources of energy
but
> will
> > > > > require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The
> > > caribou
> > > > > will have to cope for a while.
> > > > >
> > > > > 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel
> > for
> > > > > their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
> > > > >
> > > > > 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
world,
> we
> > > will
> > > > > not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
> rain,
> > > > cement
> > > > > or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets
> "lost"
> > or
> > > > is
> > > > > taken by their army. The people who need it most get very
little,
> > > anyway.
> > > > >
> > > > > 9a) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't
need
> > the
> > > > > spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a
good
> > > > homeless
> > > > > shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
> > > > >
> > > > > 9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
> > > > >
> > > > > 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
no
> one
> > > can
> > > > > call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
> > > > >
> > > > > "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor,
your
> > > tired,
> > > > > your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
yelling,
> 'You
> > > > want
> > > > > a piece of me?'"
> > > > >
> > > > > Robin Williams

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I've seen it before...and whether you love it or hate it, it ISN'T Robin Williams.

Hit www.snopes2.com to debunk this urban legend.

Sorry...

GingerV---I don't know where the quote came from,all I know
is that my wife e-mailed it to me from her work&I liked it&
thought that others would too! Irish
P.S.Whoever said it,I agree with most of it!

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(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Oh, hon! No, it's not a problem It's just I knew it was an email hoax because I've seen it before, like I said. Actually, the FIRST time I saw it was before it got it's inaccurate attribution, which is why I bothered to check it the next time around. Most people don't realize it's not R.W., or they don't know where/how to find out.

I imagine lots of people WILL think it's funny....no trouble there. I just wanted to make sure that if they liked it and copied it out to send to friends....they didn't perpetuate the RWiliiams hoax.

That's all. Sorry if I sounded like I was miffed you posted it.

Irish,

While the sentiments are satisfying, that is neither the behavior which made the USA #1, nor is it what will keep it #1.

Revenge may be sweet, but it is seldom useful.

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jseal---Obviously,our opinions on the usefullness of revenge,
differ greatly!That doesn't make either of us wrong.Our opinions
just differ! Irish
P.S.I guess that you won't want to borrow,either of my T-shirts.
1.Black w/Gold letters!"Paybak is a bitch!"
2.Green w/Dark Green mettalic(sp?)letters."I don't get mad,I just get even!"

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I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan:



1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to
90 day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.

5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The people who need it most get very little, anyway.

9a) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"

Robin Williams

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I don't care who wrote it.......................Live with it. Liberal Penny Wastes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Irish,

Well, I know where to get 'em if I need 'em...

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