
07-30-2003, 03:56 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Truth about babies ...
This question and answer session is being offered as a public service ...
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.!
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything! I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
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07-30-2003, 06:23 PM
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Just want to enjoy life!
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Iowa
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LOL, to funny
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07-30-2003, 06:29 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
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LMAO...love it
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07-30-2003, 08:12 PM
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yada, yada, yada
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Join Date: Sep 2001
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Truly words of wisdom, DB!
LMAO!
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07-31-2003, 05:42 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: WI,USA
Posts: 137
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I have one going to college and on to go, does that mean
it might get back to at least half normal. 
crossing fingers
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