I bequeath my _______________ to _____________ (and why).







I bequeath my light blue bridesmaids dress to STO, to be my stand in at a certain 2 members wedding should they ever decide to go for it!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
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In the Event of My TIMELY Demise:

I bequeath my GIFTS be returned to the givers so they may remember the pleasure they gave.

I won’t need them in heaven as I know my cloud will be a giant pile of silky PANTIES

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psst...PF...there are no panties in heaven...angels dont wear them, makes it easier to rain.

I bequeath my entire collection of avs to Aqua, cause in death I am wishing for a dog shaped penis just like his

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

I bequeath my Rabbit Pearl to Mrs Rabbit. with me gone, she'll need it.

I donate my collection of punishment toys and bondage gear to the Pixaholics Rehabilitation Center, for those that come after me denying they arent Pixaholics.

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Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one..Bruce Lee
A man smart enough to understand women is also smart enough to keep quiet about it !! (approved by Lilith)

I bequeath my collection of toys to BigBear57... he will know what I want done with them

I bequeath me bum smackin towel to IAKaraokeGirl..to keep the posters in the million thread in line.


And my neverending bottle of baby oil to Dadiast to remember me by. Use it in good health Hun!

~Eliza

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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin


"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles

Then I aint going!

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Don't accept them Aqua! The trucking cost alone will bankrupt you

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I hereby bequeath my 6 "Best of the Muppet Show" VHS tapes and copies of The Muppet Movie, The Great Muppet Caper and The Muppets Take Manhattan

to EITHER Eliza or IAKaraokeGirl, with the determining factor to be a jell-o wrestling match between these two ladies, 3 falls to determine the winner, and PF gets to be the judge (and can walk off with both their underwear once they're through with the match).

In the Event of My Un-timely Demise
I bequeath my white-meat-muskette to cowgirltease, to have and to hold, to love and to cherish, till she dies and gives it to someoen else

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-Oz

In the Event of My Un-timely Demise

I bequeath my extremely well used, but very well taken care of......keyboard....to dicksbro.....because his must be awfully sticky by this time!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Can you post a pic of that key board? I've never seen one with all the letter worn off.

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