I thought some of these were funny and true!


KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave
Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes
Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and
Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an
Attorney
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C..: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... And The Sheep Are Scared!

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd

""Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids"""

What grandkids? My 5 year old better not be pregnant! lol

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-Summer
~ Pics of ~
~ little ol' ~
~ me! ~

LMFAO!!!
This has to be on of the better lists we’ve had.

I can’t wait until SugarSparkles sees this,..... and Iowa hasn’t met Sharniqua yet.

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LMFAO...probably a good thing....all that corn....Mmmmmmmmmmmm

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ROFLMFAO Bardog!!!!!

I refuse to use fossil fuels........cept in my truck gas tank and for my home heater....oh, and in that bullet heater hubby has in the barn........but other than that, no fossil fuels! I do not use coal for anything!

Good thing I live so close to "The Cloud Factory".......(what a friend of mine calls Limerick Power Plant. LOL!) Makes perty, white, puffy "clouds" all day and night!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Sharni, you're welcome to come visit anytime.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

LOVE NEW HAMPSHIRE'S LIVE FREE OR DIE! THIS IS THE REAL MOTTO BTW LOL

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CAPTIVATE MY ATTENTION, POSSESS MY BODY, INVADE MY MIND, ROCK MY WORLD AND, CALL ME "YOUR" BITCH... YOU KNOW MY HUNGER, YOU OWN MY DESIRE, YOU HAVE MY WILL, TAKE ME BABY... DIVINE PLEASURE

Planting a garden.... gonna have corn...... lots of corn......... hehehe... Sharni, you can visit around August!

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

And if you go east a ways we do not pronounce the S but we have the second largest corn crop. LOL

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I always thought our "rustic highways" caused us to use "Smooth as an Illinois Road" as our motto. I thought we avoided the "S" just to keep from biting our tongues or breaking our teeth as we bounced. See you do learn something new everyday!