Ok, before I catch any slack. LOL. I am posting these that I got in an email for Blondecurlgirl, and figured some others would like to see them. They were sent to me in an email by a friend, so without further ado, here they are.

Well, the brilliant blondes finally got together and got back at the
brunettes for all those blonde jokes. Here's their revenge:

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.

Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.

What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-Bagging it.

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

And the last one that I heard along time ago, for the comeback to a Blonde Joke.

Why are there so many Blonde Jokes?
It gives Brunettes and Redheads something to do on a Friday and Saturday night.

LOL. (Going and hiding before the tomatoes and other vegetables get thrown at me)

Enjoy.