You are to write a line or two of a letter. What you post must flow on from the last post and make sense. Write as if doing a letter to someone. We shall call this person Soandso. You may talk about things, places, events and people.

I start:


Sorry to tell you this, but your dog ate some bad meat and died.

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At least I think that's what it died of. Can't be sure since the water had a funny smell, too.

We were wondering if you'd like a puppy to replace it.

Perhaps a Shitzu, or a Poodle? Both are aptly named.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

We must warn you about the possibility of rabies, however.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

As the Shitzu puppy named Fung got lose in your yard and ate all your chickens.

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Please do not misunderstand. We are not implying that the chickens may have transmitted rabies to the shitzu. It is not possible for birds to have or to transmit rabies. Tests for avian flu are still being performed on the chicken carcasses, and the results are not back from the lab yet.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

But don't worry the tests will only cost $500.

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We accept MasterCard, Visa and American Express. Sorry absolutely no personal checks will be accepted.

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my pics

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Never say never, but if you do it's okay to change your mind~me, I think

We will also accept cash and money orders, if you would like.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

So, what's new with you?

Oh that reminds me. Beki Sue ran off with the Postmen.

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Her husband was just devastated until that lovely widow Mrs. Doyle came by from next door with a home cooked meal.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Not only is Mrs. Doyle a superb cook (and quite a looker), but she also has a very unique and erotic way to serve the meal...

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

Of roasted chicken. She was in her French Maid outfit. You know the one she wore at the New Years Eve party. When she fell in the pool.

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