anybody else sing there owen words to songs here one I worked out for you

to the tune For those about to rock(we salute you)

We roll tonight
To the cock bite

Stand up and be counted
For what you are about to recieve
We are the dealers
We'll give you everything you need
Hail hail to the good times
'Cause cock has got to ride away
We ain't no legend, ain't no cause
We're just living for today

For those who suck the cock, we salute you
For those who suck the cock, we salute you

We cock at dawn on the front line
Like a bolt right out of the blue
her face’s alight with the pure delight
Heads will be blowen tonight

For those who suck the cock, we salute you
For those who suck the cock, we salute you
For those who suck the cock, we salute you, yes we do
For those who suck the cock, we salute you, salute

We're just a cock on fire with cum to fire
Ready and aimed at you
Pick up your balls and load up your cannon
For a twenty-one gun salute

For those suck the cock - fire(We salute you)
For those suck the cock (We salute you)
For those suck the cock - fire(We salute you)
fire, we salute you

we salute you, cum on
For those who suck the cock, we salute you
For those who suck the cock, we salute you
For those who suck the cock, we salute you
For those who suck the cock, we salute you
Shoot, shoot
Shoot, shoot

For those who give
For those who take
For those on the line and those on the make, we salute you
We salute you
We salute you
Fire

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

LMAO!!!! Any other wacky song lyrics?

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Aussie comedian does a version of the JC Superstar song

"I don't know how to love him" .

It's the Bin Laden song "I don't know where to find him".

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Um.......What? I don't make em up! I just sing em!

Barry Manilow......Looks like Tomatoes (Guess he loves gardening!) *Looks Like We Made It*

The BeeGees.......Bald Headed Woman (why they felt compelled to sing about this is beyond me!) *More Than A Woman*

Paul McCartney.....Letter B.....(OK, I got that from a Sesame Street episode that Paul was on!) *Let It Be*

Jim Reeves.......Put your sweet lips.....a little closer....to my bone! (He wasn't shy, was he?) *Your guess is as good as mine as to the title.....hubby sings it all the time though!*

Rod Stewart.......Your Pussy Smells (Geezzzzzzz, does he date the wrong girls!) *You Wear It Well*

Eric Clapton.........I said, "My darling.....you've got too much cellulite"! (I wasn't asking for a weigh-in Eric! Geezzz!) *Title? You Look Wonderful Tonight....maybe?*

I gotta million of em!

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~Thomas Dewar~

OMG! Can't forget this one! I was so proud when I finally figured out the words to this popular ditty!

There is.....a mouse......in my blue jeans! I think....he's having......fun!

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!! Can anyone guess that one?

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House of the Rising Sun, Lixy!

And it's "Put Your Sweet Lips a Little Closer to the Phone."

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Barry Manilow...........Oh Mandy, well you came and you left without faking.........And I neeeeeeeeeeed youuuuuuuuuu! (I hate a man who begs......it's so unbecoming!) *Mandy*


LMAO IAKG! TY so much hun! Let's sing!

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Pink Floyd - We don't need sex education, we don't need no birth control, just another dick in the hole........... If you don't beat your meat you can't have any pudding, how can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat.

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darn whitehorse I've sang something like that but it is we don't need no prostution we don't need no dick control maybe this weekend I'll work out lyrics for that this week end

also I sing free balling to Tom Petty's free falling

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

LOL, I've heard that free balling, LOL

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Joke em if they can't take a fuck.

I have heard one that is called "what's her name" to Eric Clapton's "Cocain" even played it a few times as well... I need to get another copy of it tho...

E

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there is another one that is called, "Blame it all on her tubes" to the music of "I've got freinds in low places" by Garth Brooks

"Blame it all one her Tubes, they were tied too loose
she got pregnant again.

she was the first one to know, I was the first one to go
and she never saw me again."

still have to finish it tho.....

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Legs Wide Open
Parody of Arms Wide Open by Creed


Well I just heard, From the nurse today
She said her thighs are thick, and that she’s gonna stink
I try to run and hide, but still she waits
It’s a shame I have to, spread her legs

With legs wide open, under the bright light
Welcome to room 8, You’ll show me everything
With legs wide open, Now everything sure stinks
When you spread your legs, you show me everything
With legs wide open, with legs wide open

Well I don’t know, why you’re sweaty
You see my probe, then you start to shake
You take a breath, I’m right between your thighs
The probe is long, then it goes inside

With legs wide open, under the bright light
Welcome to room 8, You’ll show me everything
With legs wide open, Now everything sure stinks
When you spread your legs, You showed me your booty
With legs wide open, with legs wide open
you show me everything, Oh yea
With legs wide open, legs wide open

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Yea I'm Here, Let the Party Begin

ummmmm how about:
If you want your hair to grow down to there Rogaine.
Ain't no need to cry, just go out and buy Rogaine.
Ain't no lie, gotta try, tell you why... Rogaine

Forgive me Eric, I be just funnin'

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

(Parody of "Cover of the Rolling Stone")

Well, we’re big rock singers, we got golden fingers
And we’re loved everywhere we go.
We sing about beauty and we sing about truth
At ten thousand dollars a show
We take all kind of pills, that give us all kind of thrills
But the thrill we've all adored, is the thrill that'll getcha
When you post your picture, Nekkid on the Pixie Board.

Pixie Board,
Wanna see my thingy hangin’ out there
Wanna send five copies to my mother [ Yeah! ]
Wanna see my free flag fly, Nekkid on the Pixie Board.

[ That's a very very good idea ]

I got a freaky old lady name a Cocaine Katy
Who embroideries on my jeans
I got my poor ol' grey haired daddy, drivin' my limousine
Now it's all designed to blow our minds but I’ll use them pictures I’ve stored.
Now my life will be richer when I post my picture, Nekkid on the Pixie Board.

Pixie Board,
Wanna see my thingy hangin’ out there
Wanna send five copies for my mother [ Yeah! ]
Wanna see my free flag fly, Nekkid on the Pixie Board.

[ Awww, dats beautiful ]

We got a lot of teenage blue eyed groopies who'll do anything we say
We got a genuine Indyan guru, who's teachin' us a better way
We got all the friends, that money can buy, but we somehow are feelin’ bored.
and we keep gettin' richer so were puttin’ our picture nekkid on the Pixie Board.


Pixie Board, wanna see my thingy hangin’ out there.
Wanna buy five copies for my mother [ Yeah, right! ]
Wanna see my free flag fly, Nekkid on the Pixie Board!
Nekkid on the Pixie Board!

Wanna see my thingy hangin’ out there. [ It’s really much bigger in real life, baby ]
Gonna buy five copies for my mother [ She’d be so proud ]
Wanna see my free flag fly, [ I ain't kidding ya ]
Nekkid on the Pixie Board. [ Ah, what a wonderful money shot ]
[ the first shot, right up front man, I can see it now...can’t ya see me smilin' man, ahhhhh beautiful ]

(Amazing what comes out of your mind at 3:45 in the morning)

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