Stop the squintin and say something monkeyboy *grins*

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."

My money is on the monkey

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

*arches eyebrow* like what?

like how I'm always right....I just wanna hear it again *smirks*

"The girls of the internet. Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday!" --Homer Simpson

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."

yer always right.

*smiles all winningly and pinches yer ass* good monkeyboy....now if I can just get you to enjoy the wonderful world of puns!!

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."

Me thinks me likes her!

We got this party started..............right?

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

i get enough puns from every magazine caption written in the last 10 years.

Trolls are always goblin their food too quickly.
Fairy-nuff, but someone should tell them it's bad for their elf.


Just for ewe big-shoog! *pinchers*

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."

*grumbles, mutters something under his breath about a 'pun-spewin harpy'*

soulless harpies

pun spewing ones

what's the dif?

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Sole-less harpy? Well Duh! Harpies don't wear shoes...

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

*smirks* I am not a pun spewer of any type monkeyboy! I simply enjoy seeing you shudder with each bad line *snickers and tosses another one at you*

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little,which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from badbreath. This made him ....what?

.. A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."

Clean up puke on Isle 5....

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

i hate you so fuckin hard.