I am writing my close friends and family to let you know what is happening in my life. Two days ago, a woman contacted me from my past who claimed that I was the father of her child.


Barring any DNA testing, the photographic evidence alone (see pic below) proves her correct, and I have begun to pay child support.

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

lol

Oh "Great" one .... you are to be admired for your responsible nature! ROFL!!!

You naughty man

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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How *funny!*

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

damnit, I had the same thing to happen to me!~~~???????

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

Scotz, I must confess.

A yankess tourist a couple of years ago, well, you know.

She was so pissed and I left your calling card in her purse.

So glad you've picked up the tab, the exchange rate is still

horrible.

OF

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

LOL That boy could be either of yours then!

Hey she contacted me aswell Scotzoidman, !!!!!!!

She is telling one of us lies, so u better go get that DNA test!!

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what goes around, comes around

HE HE ... He is gonna please many ladies when he is a BIG boy.

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If we are what we eat...I'm fast, cheap and easy ( and horseman12 will have to change his nic to hellsbells )

I hope junior learns how to use that thing.

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scotz?

I need to talk to you about the very same subject hun!

Mine could be your new found son's twin! Ironic....isn't it?

I'm so glad you are a responsible daddy! I was a little worried to bring up the subject! Imagine my relief now! Whew!

So, shall we make a date to talk paternity? You can "swab" me yourself if you prefer! I'll pack the diaper bag as soon as I get word.............I need some large luggage for the diapers alone! LMAO!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

jesus dude, i thought you were being serious..

then i almost shit myself

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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

It was the only honorable thing to do...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.