A New Holiday


Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 22nd is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world!!

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Man! You gotta love THAT idea!

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I'm your Huckleberry.

LOL...Dzbuster has steak and blowjob just about every weekend
and if not steak maybe a nice beef stew but always,always,an
A-1 BJ LOLI even throw in brownies or cookies !!

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CAPTIVATE MY ATTENTION, POSSESS MY BODY, INVADE MY MIND, ROCK MY WORLD AND, CALL ME "YOUR" BITCH... YOU KNOW MY HUNGER, YOU OWN MY DESIRE, YOU HAVE MY WILL, TAKE ME BABY... DIVINE PLEASURE

What a great idea. Wonder if Hallmark will make cards?

Sounds VERY good to me! I wonder if we can get the new 'holiday' announced on the Today show?!?!

Don

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Always remember, life is not how many breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away!

Maybe Herseys will make chocolate penises to go with the cards?

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Lovediva, you are a genius! what more could a guy want...

...except maybe golf, football, beer, steak and a blowjob day



rabbit

That's called Sunday at my house!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

LOL...well, then I'll be right over!

wabbit

ROFLMFAO!

Just when us ladies FINALLY.....FINALLY......get some major attention we have so rightfully earned and deserve.......here we go again with the men trying to steal the spotlight! Men have always (throughout history) had special occasions proclaimed just for them!

Columbus Day! (That wasn't Christine Columbus!)
St. Patrick's Day (NOT St. Patricia!)
President's Day (Have we ever had a woman president in the U.S. to date?)
Easter (Duh! Not for a woman either. Even the Easter Bunny is perceived as male! And if truth be known, this pisses me off cause it's us woman (chickens) who lay the friggin eggs!)
Christmas (Um....need I reiterate?)
Martin Luther King's B-day (Martha Luther King? I think not!)

OK....there is Mother's day........but I'm not a mother (though I've been called one from time to time....but I digress) and I know alot of woman who aren't either, so we are left out of this one again!

And then there is the "generic" Groundhog Day". But if you all want to know the truth......the groundhog's name is Punxatawny "PHIL".....that's right.....Phil! Not Philamena...Phillip....Phil!

And now........NOW...you want to add another thing to my already busy schedule? What happens if I forget to stop at the grocery store on my way home from my 40 hour+ weekly job? Will you sulk and think I need to perform "the best blow job" to ever be known by man? Will you refuse to eat the pork and beans I so conviently have on reserve in the cabinet.....in lieu of the steak that you "bring home the bacon" for? And that's another thing........if you are going to proclaim to "bring home the bacon"........then bring home the fuckin "bacon" for crying out loud! YOU go to the grocery store and pick out that wonderful steak......(as if I never make a steak anyway)!

I mean....it's not like you never get a steak and blow job. Maybe not always in the same night (or month) but it happens! And who shops for it, prepares it, cleans up after, does all the rest of the chores and then gives you the blow job you've been sitting and relaxing and waiting for till I get done all those chores?


OMGGGGGGG! I always like to play the devil's advocate! I'll get off my soapbox now!

*Please know.........I am truly only kidding here! I am not male bashing......I am just showing the other side of a situation as it could be perceived by a worn out woman of the millennium!)

HAPPY STEAK AND BLOW JOB DAY!!!!!!!!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

wait one moment who said its only for women this day is
for lovers to take extra time to show each other how they
feel about each other so ladys return the favors and make
your lovers day

as a bloke i would be happy if i got sent flowers

Nothing wrong with a steak and a bj, but if thats all i get on march 22nd im gonna be pissed...it is my birthday after all :P

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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Here’s a woman that understands a man equally as well as we DON’T understand them.
We DO know a lot of things about them, ….. just DON’T understand them.

We couldn’t be happier when we get a new $100 power tool for our birthday, but know that we will be in deep do-do if we get her a $1,000 vacuum cleaner for hers. A GPS unit for our vehicle would be such a wonderful personal thought for us, but running boards on Sweetest Day (…another LADIES day, umm, umm[lixy]) to make it easier for her all winter would NOT be considerate.:whiteghos

This isn’t really bad for us at all. She is thrilled with a dozen roses and a pretty wrapped box containing a SILKY delight that is going to be OUR total fulfillment.

We have learned these things,..... just don’t understand them.

Now when you have something that doesn’t make sense, but you know you have to do, that makes it harder. Just when we have some of these things memorized correctly, along comes Diva with a complete understanding of us. ……………….. What IS in that Canadian drinking water?

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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!




I will never tell what is in our drinking water.....




I would have to kill ya if I did.

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Why March 22 Diva Love?

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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.