errrr ......"oooooops" ?

HELSINKI (Reuters) - An adulterous Finn pressed all the wrong buttons as he made love in a car -- unknowingly prompting his mobile phone to call home just in time for his wife to hear his mistress moan "I love you."

The wife, doubly enraged after recognizing her own friend's voice, has been convicted of assault after going to her rival's flat and striking her in the face and later attacking her husband at home with an axe, though he fended off the blow.

A court official told Reuters Thursday she received a 14-month suspended sentence for the attacks which did not result in serious injury.

The woman told the court this week in Lahti, 60 miles north of Helsinki, that she was temporarily in shock and had only tried to scare her husband.

They have since divorced, a regional paper reported.

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Guess I'd better make sure my cell phone is turned off during "those" moments............... :lust:

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As if it weren't bad enough that he was having a fling... no doubt what probably sent her over the edge was that it so happened to be with someone she considered a friend.. double betrayal. YIKES...

I have found that phonesex while using a cell tends to be less expensive...... thank god for free evenings and weekends. ROFL