Just curious if anybody on here has made mistakes in the bedroom they'd rather forget. This could be anything from saying something they shouldn't have to their S/O, or ending up in traction from trying something even Cirque du Soleil couldn't perform. This list could go on and on with many possibilities

While a lot of these things were embarassing at the time, these stories can be fun to recall and swap experiences with other members!

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

I once screamed AQUA!!! So hubby got up and got me some water...ROTFLMFAO....if he only knew !!!!

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Not a bedroom blunder, but the type. Having a little stand up sex from behind in the shower and it was getting a little slippery. My feet went out from underneath me and I slipped onto my ass, in the process I proceeded to toss my SO out of the shower through the current and onto her ass on the floor....Lots of bruises and Shower sex was banned from my house for many months...

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

I had finally be able to get this girl to have sex and I meet her at her place and she had not been laid in about 3 years. Well I go to slide it in and she is so wet I cant keep it in at all. So I put my tounge to work.

VLM

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Writing as ShafterParker.

*Blush* Hehe...

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Well, this has got to be one of my most embarrassing moments. Lucky for me it was with my future wife!

We were having sex, doggie style, and when I came I farted at the same time. One little one could have been fogotten but with each pulsing shot from the front came a shot from the back. Machine gun fire would not have been as loud. Needless to say we rolled with laughter and I have to mention this has never happened again. However, I should stretch beforehand as I seem to get legs cramps at the most awkward of times lol.

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Flattery will get you everywhere!

oh and there was the time when were were in my future mother-in-laws basement on a hide-a-bed. I was handcuffed to the bed when when my M.I.L decided she needed to come down the stairs. A quick flick of the blankets by my wife and I was lying undercover unable to wave!

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Flattery will get you everywhere!

LOL. OMG these are too funny.
Ok most evil thing that happened to me was: Having wonderful sex. I'm on my back and I feel something poking me in the back. So I reach my hand back there and feel something lil, hard and pokey. So I am like, "baby, get up a sec". I roll over and a stupid roach was on his back humping me!! O.o Needless to say I freaked. Sex was ended in the shower.

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Happiness is Bunny Shaped

My Stories:One Hot July Allison's Seduction Olivia's Journey

babybunny~ Think I'll be checking my bed nightly now, LOL

All of these stories have been great so far, keep them cumming

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

Mine is more of a cautionary tale. My future wife and i were having wild and crazy sex in a motel when she decieded to try something new. We stood up and i held her against the window and we kept going, suddenly she started to slip, i reached to grab her with one are and tore my pec muscle. Needless to say that ended sex for the night as she had to rush me to the hospital. OUCH!!

I once poked my girl in the eye while she was giving me a bj. Needless to say, sex was ruined for the night. Her contact popped out, and I found it the next morning on the head of my penis. Too bad I didn't notice before I pissed it into the toilet! I never told her I found it!

Years ago when I was living at home with Mom I was feeling a little frisky so I grabbed my fiance and walked him into my bedroom the whole time saying "It's ok Mom is in her bedroom sleeping" and as long as we are quick and quiet we will be ok. Needless to say we crawled onto my bedroom floor left the lights out and got busy. After a few minutes we were laying there when a arm came down and hit him on the head. My Mom fell asleep in my bedroom reading a book. We grabbed our clothes and crawled out as fast as we could. I just recently confessed this to my Mom and we had a laugh about it.

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I must confess, that I have a nervous stomch. My gf and I were going at it, and right as I came, I farted, it totally ruined the orgasm, but its alwasy gets a laugh from her cousins.

my future hubby once bit my nipple so hard that i slapped his face, he got mad and went home. lmao

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Pepsigirl...you just completely turned me on

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.