Your Nine year old son finds your Dildo? We were sitting on the couch watching tv when my 9 year old son walked out with my 8 inch blue rubber dildo in his hand saying "Mom what the heck is this? " He was looking for batteries for his Game Boy (in my underware drawer) hahaha. We looked at each other trying not to laugh in front of him. I didn't know what to say to him except the first thing that popped into my head. I told him that I bought it as a gag joke for a friend. Now today he was talking about it out of curiosity. What would any of you do? Obviously, he is way to young for me to sit him down and explain anything to him. I can see it now when he sees Grandma he will be telling her.
Does it look like a dick? If so you are stuck cause he already has ideas. Honestly is the best policy........it'a new tool useful in helping scrub dirty stuck on grime from pots and pans
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Hahaha Lilith yes it does look exactly like a dick right down to the balls attached to it, so you are right there is no way around it. No way can I sit down with him and be honest with him. Everytime he looks at me afterwards I will be wondering what is going through his mind about me. Geez this is a toughie. Maybe I can tell him it's for cleaning toilets.
Ouch such harsh words Skip.. My comments on the toilet cleaner were meant as a joke refering to an explanation to my Nine year old son. I happen to throughly enjoy my guys member very much and only have nice thoughts of it. Not that I need to explain that to anyone. I guess some people take things so seriously. How sad.
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