this may be a bit soon but how is this new year going so far for every one

ok 1st jan 03 ok bit of a hang over long lie in this morning
veg out all day calm relaxed still no love life

2nd jan got up some one has smashed windscreen on my
car phoned police then insurance then their windscreen repair
guys they dont have it in stock will do it tomorow a between 11am and 1pm o and my new spiderman dvd dose not work

3rd jan wait till 1:15pm then phoned the windscreen repairers
they have sent and repaird the wrong car!?? two car owners with the same name so hav to wait til 3pm at 3:05pm no show so
once again phoned the guys going to be an hour late (arrrgh)
at 4pm where the @%£$$ is he on the phone again they not
shure where he is will phone me back at 4:45pm got sick of waiting phoned them up again oh sorry he was delayed more
and becouse its dark cannot do it today(aarrrggh @~*^%$)
now iam not a happy bunny first phone there head office give
them ear full then put in a complanet to the insurance company
to took back(on the bus) spiderman dvd for new copy when got it home it also dose not work(aaarrrrgggghh)

4th jan 9:30 hes here old window out new one in all done
halaloya took dvd back got my money back and complaned
so have had a bad start to the new year

p.s still no love life

oh by the way my younger brother had a prang in his car on the
2nd so his new year is off to a bad start too

I think your brother can get that “prang” out of his car with a bunch of baking soda, but he should start dating a better class of girls.

You just have to start drinking a better grade of whiskey. I’ve been told that you’ll never have a hangover from it no matter how much you drink. LMAO

And just think how great it is to have the whole years BULLSHIT out of the way so soon. As soon as you get htat DVD player fixed, you’re going to have it by the short and curlies on a downhill pull.

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