You just won a contest on your favorite radio station. The prize? A Massive billboard right in the heart of your city. It's yours for 30 days with only one catch: Your message has to make women smile. What will you have it say?

SALE SALE SALE 50% off everything


J/K

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"Getting Home from Work"

Making a Cum Back

Time for a Trim.....You Think?

Another Teasing Cock Thread

*Amusing Myself*

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A Thread With no Name

hello Ladies

It's me again *wink*

Slow Ride....In the House

71/2" in Alabama

The Slow Ride is Back!

works for me

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(supposed the three most attention-getting words in the english language)

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Haha Slow Ride, good one...as for me, something simple but sweet "Smile, you are beautiful"...corny yes

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"And as we all play parts of tomorrow, some ways will work and other ways we'll play. And I know we can't all stay here forever, so I'll write, my words on the face of today...and then they'll paint it" - Shannon Hoon

picture of a dildo with caption "Better than chocolate"

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--Big damn heros Sir.
-Ain't we just.

It would have to be a picture of me naked.......oh wait you said to make women smile not make them burst laughing and start pointing......hehehe

OK how about a huge chocolate bar, free dildo with every purchase

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There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

naked snow angels with a pic

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it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

I don't know how it would be worded, but it would have to have something to do with men that would do your housework and do it nude. :

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