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Where's the jokes thread???
Wanted to post this on the joke thread but seem to have lost it.
In any case...enjoy.
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Sore Tooth
A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a very large jar behind the
bar. It's filled to the brim with ten dollar bills.
The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars there. He approaches the
bartender and asks him, "What's up with the jar?"
The bartender tells him, "Well, you pay ten dollars and if you pass three
tests then you get all of the money."
"What are the three tests?"
"Pay first. Those are the rules."
So the guy gives him the ten bucks and the bartender adds it to the jar with
the other bills. The bartender says, "OK, here's what you have to do....
First you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing
at once AND you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull
chained up out back with a sore tooth... you have to remove the tooth with
your bare hands. Third, there's a 90-year-old woman upstairs who's never had
an orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her."
The man responds, "Well, I know I've paid my ten bucks but I'm not an idiot,
I can't do all that...it's impossible!"
"Well, you asked, and I told you...those are the rules, and your money stays
in the jar. "
Well, time goes on and the man drinks a few, then asks, "Wherezzat
teeqeelah?" He grabs the gallon of tequila with both hands, and downs it
with a big slurp. Tears are streaming down his cheeks but he does not make a
face. Then he says, "Right, the dog's next?" He staggers out back and soon
all the people inside hear a huge scuffle going on. They hear barking,
screams, yelps and growling, and eventually silence. Just when they think
the man must surely be dead, he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt
ripped to shreds and big scratches all over his body. "Now," he says,
"where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
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