09-24-2003, 11:21 AM
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Hand-less ?
No hand & want to masturbate ?
check
HERE
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Garchi
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09-24-2003, 11:28 AM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Now that's a handy tool
Send me the $$ and just use the other hand and pretend it's me
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09-24-2003, 12:16 PM
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ThePower of Chinese Woman
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hahaha
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In other countries like Far East Asia women are still held in LOWER esteem BUT in China, it’s a different story. Chinese women are much more aggressive and outspoken and held in Higher esteem.” I love Communist that provides males and females Equality and WOMEN’S Rights in China.
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09-24-2003, 12:19 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Thank heavens...Now I can go back to juggling chainsaws!
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We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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09-24-2003, 12:53 PM
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Garchi,
Wait a week; they'll release the web-enabled version...
"FuckU FuckMe"
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09-24-2003, 01:33 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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LOL....interesting
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09-24-2003, 09:43 PM
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Thanks a lot Garchi.
I think my typing will improve.
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PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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09-25-2003, 05:47 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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I was just saying....the other day....."They can put a man on the moon, but can the handless masturbate"?
So......what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs.....in a swimming pool?
Bob!
*running outta the thread*
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09-25-2003, 11:10 AM
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LixyChick,
The ADA police are gonna arrest you for politically incorrect jokes like that.
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09-25-2003, 11:14 AM
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LOL they say need idsthe mother of invention!
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09-26-2003, 06:00 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by jseal
LixyChick,
The ADA police are gonna arrest you for politically incorrect jokes like that.
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The American Dental Association? They can be so sensitive! Geezzzzzzz!
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09-26-2003, 08:41 AM
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Suprise Me
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LOL @ Lixy & jseal!!!!
Why did Mr. Potato Head pop into my mind when I saw that contraption?????
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09-26-2003, 10:37 AM
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Bouncy Bunny
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Because he can "lend" a hand?
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09-26-2003, 05:00 PM
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Just me.
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LMAO@Lixy and Babybunny.
Hmmm. Could let me type with both hands.
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09-28-2003, 12:39 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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I'm gonna turn over for my spankin as soon as I am done typing this one............
What would you name a man rolling around in a pile of leaves....who has no arms and no legs?????
Well........Russle, of course! Duh!
*Spins around and bends over*
*and giggles and tears outta the thread again.....before the spankins commence!*
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