A mother had three daughters and, on their wedding, she tells
each one to write back about their married life. To avoid
possible embarrassment to their new husbands by openly
discussing their love lives, the mother and daughters agree to
using newspaper advertisements as a "code" to let the mother
know how their love lives are going.

The first one gets married and the second day the letter arrives
with a single message, simply: "MAXWELL COFFEE HOUSE". Mother
got the newspaper and checked the Maxwell Coffee House
advertisement, and it says: "Satisfaction to the last drop..."
So, Mother is happy.

Then the second daughter gets married. After a week, there was a
message that reads: "ROTHMAN'S MATTRESSES". So, the Mother looks
at the Rothman's Mattresses ad, and it says:"FULL SIZE, KING
SIZE". And Mother is happy.

Then it was the third one's wedding. Motherwas anxious. After
four weeks came the message: "BRITISH AIRWAYS". And mother looks
into the British Airways ad, but this time she fainted. The ad
read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."