
10-08-2002, 01:35 AM
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Power!!!
What brand of batteries do you use to power your *ahem*....hand tools?
Right now...I've got some fresh Energizers, and my oh my...they are lively!
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10-08-2002, 01:43 AM
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Duracell's are pretty good too......seem to last a while, which is very important  !
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10-08-2002, 08:44 AM
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I'm not a woman but I have a suggestion.Use a household current
one;so that you don't have to worry about dead batteries!Have a
(backup battery one)for power outages. Irish
P.S.Yes;it's expensive;but one must consider lifes priorities.
Fingers are free in an emergency!
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10-08-2002, 09:01 AM
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10-08-2002, 12:49 PM
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Irish, household current has two BIG drawbacks...
first, I was ALWAYS afraid of being electrocuted, even if the toy DID say it was "waterproof"..was it REALLY?? Was someone gonna find me DEAD and fried with a toy melted to my...um....well...YOU know where??
The second problem is that they aren't as portable. I don't have any plug in near my computer that I could use one and the cord wasn't even long enough for me to have fun in my own BED!
Oh..that would be a third drawback I guess...the CORD!
Ya could CHOKE to death on that thing if ya did just a wee bit of rollin' around....dontcha know?
Sooooooooooo dear man, batteries really are the way to go. 
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10-08-2002, 12:50 PM
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Oh and ROTFLMAO @ DannyK. 
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10-08-2002, 01:19 PM
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R.G.---If I was a female;that's how I would like to be found!They
would say that you died happy!
There is a thing called an extension cord!
If your afraid off electroction;put a condom;on it!Rubber doesn't
conduct electricity!
It all adds up to:Where there is a will;there is a way.
Moral:Anything for an orgasm! Irish
P.S.As I said;fingers don't need batterys.
P.P.S.You can even get an adapter;for your car!Just plug it into the Power outlet or lighter.If you don't have one;use the hot terminal on the fusebox!
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10-08-2002, 01:27 PM
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How about two sets of high capacity NIMH rechargeables and a good charger? That is some money to invest, but you won´t have to care more for buying batteries for a looong time.
I have a battery driven milk mixer that seems to run better with rechargeables than with cheap standard batteries (for the higher current they perform).
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10-08-2002, 01:47 PM
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ROTFLMAO @ Irish and German Steve.
Irish, there's still a huge problem with strangulation with an extension cord. Also, I'm allergic to latex, so using a condom wouldn't work either. (You keep coming up with ideas big guy, and I'll keep coming up with reasons why they won't work, ok? LOL LOL LOL LOL)
OH and fingers are fine and nice but when ya wanna have the big *O*...a vibe is much more effective. Besides, I'd hate to injure my hand and then have to explain it to the doctor!
Can you imagine?
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10-08-2002, 02:11 PM
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10-08-2002, 03:42 PM
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R.G.There are condoms;that aren't made of latex(animal skin)unless that you're afraid of getting a sexually transmitted disease
from your vibe!(don't share it)With an animal skin;it might be called "Beastiality";then you'll get a really wild reputation!
If you're afraid of strangulation;know that;life isn't fun;unless you
take some chances.
If vibes are so satisfying;why are you finding so many excuses;to
have SAFE sex?There is no guarantee for anything.That's one of the reasons that it's fun! Irish
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10-08-2002, 03:52 PM
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German Steve---I have had two rechargeable flashlights now!You
flip up some attached prongs;and plug them in and they recharge!
I used to work nights;and they were great!They eventually;won't
hold a charge.Sort of like a Sulfated car/motorcycle battery;they'll
take a charge;but won't hold it.I never dealt with rechargeable
batteries themselves.Hopefully;they don't do the same thing!
Irish
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10-08-2002, 04:09 PM
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Quote:
How about two sets of high capacity NIMH rechargeables and a good charger?
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That's what I use!!!! 
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10-08-2002, 04:49 PM
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you can get non latex condoms they are pvc i think
and not as expensive as animal skin by the way irish
i dout animal skin condoms are non conductive
i think you can get vibes that charge up 
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10-08-2002, 05:16 PM
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ROTFLMAO!
Really getting a "charge" out of this thread
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