If you could choose.... Which Smurf would you be??? and why?????

Right now I'd have to say that I'm StudySmurf...... (no, not studly smurf lol) cuz I'm buried under a ton of homework!

So what about you?????

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

Freaky Smurf

Freaky: Hey Jokey can I borrow your rubber chicken?

Jokey: Sure! Yahahahahaheheheh!

Freaky: Oh Smurfette I got something for ya MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.

I would be Fuck-Me-Smurf

CK

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CK

"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School

i think i would be masterbate smurf. especially after looking at some of the ladies on this site :heart:

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Women are like milk cartons.
Its not so much what's inside nor how it looks on the outside.
It's getting those fucking flaps open!!!

i guess i would probably have to be vanity smurf, because of the huge mirror on the ceiling over my bed!

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

horny smurf

hey, who isn't?

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

naughty smurf

(don't want to shock you all....... i know it's hard to believe)

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~ Nikki ~

"In love there are no rules".......Bono

I believe it

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

S_C2000---You sound more like Bevis&Butthead! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Licky Smurf

Teehee! I lick a lot of stuff......not just my lips! *Not those lips! If I could do that I wouldn't have time to be here making up Smurf names!*LOL!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Hilbilly Smurf
kickin back with a jug o' shine after bangin smurfette...

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein

Naked Smurf

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-Seems we got here just in the nick of time. Whats that make us?
--Big damn heros Sir.
-Ain't we just.

I'll just have to be FluffySmurf

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

i guess id have to be .....

gigolo smurf

or dopey
oh wait he was a dwarf

This is easy, Brainy Smurf

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Man who go through turnstile sidesways is going to Bangkok.