You posted that at 04:30 your time. THAT'S not morning and you shouldn't have ANY company.

Now you've got 29 guests watching OldFart and Me.

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Let them watch, PF.

We'll set a good example.

It's called Perving with Style.

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4:30 am is when you go to bed. Not wake up. You morning people make me sick.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

The early bird catches the worm, so I let them eat worms.

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No, the person drinking the tequila catches the worm. Which is why I drink Goldschlager.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Don't mention tequila. It hates me.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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That's the person.

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That's okay Lil, some of us love you even if tequila doesn't.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

"morning" is an ugly word. It is only made worse by putting the word "good" in front of it.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

It's made extra good by putting a new grand-daughter into it.

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Congrats grandpa.

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More congrats OF. Hope everyone is doing well ... especially mom and new addition.

Can you believe July is almost over with? I guess my wife will start back at the school on August 16th. That's too early! I remember when I was a kid, school always started AFTER the Labor Day weekend.

Not a good morning here, garage is flooded.