12-10-2010, 06:41 PM
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ha ha ha ha ha ha Really?
Tell someone who gives a shit.
OK so really tell me the problem and perhaps I can help you find a solution.
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12-10-2010, 06:49 PM
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Manwhore
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Lil... I was with this woman once and her coochie was so big I think the Joker once snuck into it looking for the Batmobile.
Any ideas on how she might get her puswah back to being virginally tight... you know, like yours.
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12-10-2010, 06:56 PM
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Bastard. Ruining all my fun.
I would suggest that perhaps she just get a BF with a monster dick, you know, like yours.
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12-10-2010, 07:05 PM
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Manwhore
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilith
Bastard.
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To know me...
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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12-10-2010, 07:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Aqua
Any ideas on how she might get her puswah back to being virginally tight... you know, like yours.
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That wonder of the 21st century, the friend of the flaccid fanny, yes, you guessed it,
The bitter lemon condom.
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12-10-2010, 11:01 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Sounds like that would make the pussy pucker. LOL.
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12-10-2010, 11:04 PM
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Indeedy doodly.
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12-11-2010, 04:10 AM
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*LOL* I have so missed you lot.....never fail to put a smile on me dial!
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